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  1. On the climb, Angry Nipple Discharge, I did a huge dyno to a dirt patch across a gaping chasm with my ice tools aiming for a clump of grassblades. It held! I've held the lobes of my cam anchor in place with my palm on a route on Beacon rock. Necro had me belayed off a stick frozen in the ice on a lead that I had not a piece of gear, included when the lead stretched into a simul climb. The 10d O/W on carlos rossi memorial tower was so loose that my #5 cam fit until I tested it, the rock fell apart, then I needed a #6 and Jordan needed goggles to belay me. Dry heaves at the top. I'm gonna die young
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    spray blows

    "5)turn speakers to 11"
  3. layton

    spray blows

    I think we have a lot more fresh blood for the "girls of cascadeclimbers.com photo contest" thread resurection! where did that thread go BTW? aahh, the golden age of spray.
  4. layton

    spray blows

    Spray has seriously SUCKED recently. Everyone has WAY too big of a political opinion. New topic: I am god. discuss.
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    CLIMBING SEASON

  6. crack of doom
  7. I want a russian mail order bride!!! She can lead the run-out shit in her cotton sweatsuit and tin-can pitons. I'd call her my little Babushka!
  8. oh wait! that only from 11/03. That's great! My quarter breaks are the flat parts and it gets steepest towards final exams. Makes sense. Math is neat.
  9. I had a girlfriend for 50% of that graph though.
  10. Schweeet! Ok, for the South Twins, there is a gate and you HAVE to get permission to enter. The phone # is in the red beckey book. If they are logging they won't let you in or give you the key. BRING A BIKE! It's a maze, take mostly right turns that go uphill to a knoll/cleared spot. The lake is in the trees down and left. I'm positive the roads have changed, so it's anybody's guess. So someone please interpret my graph.
  11. I don't have Excel or know what a xy scatter plot is. I tossed my undergrad math notes in the fire years ago. PLEASE DO MINE!!! I gave you lots o' beta and more to come when I'm in the 'Ham. Otherwise I give bad beta.
  12. i guess that means layton is out of luck again i don't think prozac dq's layton. Sure, pick on me. When I'm up in the bell tower (which is comin' soon), I'll be sure to aim for you guys.
  13. supercoulior just got knocked down a few lines on my tick list
  14. quit your whackin' in my shed
  15. maybe they are looking for his poly-pro? (I think he lost them during the "Walk-off" where he removed them w/o removing the shorts)
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    :fahq:'in goats

    i'm already regretting posting that. but i'll keep the post for future internet anthropologists and would be goat fuckers
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    :fahq:'in goats

    be careful pacifying goats with urine. I had one soooo salt crazy that it drank my piss before it touched ground. no shit. let me just say I was too scared to stop pissing and run w/my johnson floppin and pissin everywhere. good way for a free goat B.J. i guess
  18. did you name the climb or something, Dru? wOrtl(e)y
  19. Naw dude, it's ain't so bad! Good point on the trial thingy. God help me if the prosecuting attorneys ever gotta hold of this site.
  20. I voted 10d as well. Any move in particular is no harder that 10b except the top which is 10d. add em up...maybe 11a. The thing is sooooo SOLID that the pump is the only thing that should spit you as it did when I led it last w/end.
  21. layton

    Massage Schools

    Now you're talking!
  22. maybe you had an allergic rxn to the fish?
  23. blackdiamond beta light with a bibler epic bivy sack. Light, roomy, warm, dry. no claustrophobia. sleeps two. Too much? The the integral designs siltarp is a little smaller (one person) version of the beta light.
  24. honk on your way past my school to wish me luck on my finals
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