layton

Raise some $$ and get your male climbing partner a sex change for their birthday. Problem solved. Women have dual superpowers, it's called a Vagina and Breasts, and they somehow controls men's minds to do stupid shit they'd never normaly want to do: like going snowshoeing or traveling. The powers need to be occasionally recharged with stimulation, but being a rockclimber is their kryptonite!

oh my god, will you two shut the fuck up. here's the fact: boulder is stupid and photos of bouldering pictures are even stupider. the less lighting and focus, the better.

NOLSe actually got my joke about only knowing "one cool climbing chick ever", i was trying to get all the girls on this board riled up over that one, but nobody got it but John.

'except for the restaraunts. we will allow them them to cook for us.

looks who's all fucking buddah and shit now that he's "multicultural" come back to the PNW bitch, and lose the culture...we lost ours.

smash said beer against rock. scrape glass from puddle with said alien. drink beer. the end. bitch.

blow? it'll all gone up my nose anyways.

ashw_justing's post, when combined with mine, is the SECRET recipie for making guys like you feel like shit at the crag with your stupid male friends. haha!

dude, stay away. climbing girls are just as fucked up as climbing guys. imagine dating a male version of you. also, imagine screaming at your girlfriend cuz she's taking way to fucking long to lead/follow a pitch. that's a good time. i've only known one cool climbing chick in my whole life. give up. don't do it. find some girl that's mildly interesting in rock climbing, and train her to like cragging. that way you can go alpine climbing with your bro's, and on penalty days, you still get to go climbing, and who cares how good she climbs as long as she "just likes getting out" and can belay you. boy am i gonna get nailed for this post.

thank you jon, and thanks for the hard work too. i know what you're up against, i can only remember the onslaught of pm's i got on the 1st photo contest! don't worry about it, maybe i blacked out and already voted.

linky dinky dink

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Bump! I'm doing a very short slideshow at this event also. See ya there.

i tried voting and it said "you have already voted in this pole" that sucks, oh well, let's hear it for whoever I voted for.

sounds like a gay invite to me

cc.com should in a very hostile way, take that m#f#cker over.

you could be burning more calories to keep the heat turned up (fever)? More WBC need energy as well. Dunno, that's my guess. I'm probably wrong. My other idea is your eating center in your brain (hyopthalamus) is affected by minute changes in homostasis, so the cold (be it higher heat, or something else) could be affecting your hunger drive. As for not being able to crank routes after a cold, i believe your body is proctecting itself by going into recovery mode, like it or not. Kinda like overtraining.

Longpause has the AIDES wash your hands fellas

oh god, please tell me no one gave her my #

If you stay in vermont you will get way more local water ice, but there is some to be had around here. If you move to the PNW you will have access to more rewarding BIG ice climbs, but they will be few and far between. You'll be closer to road trips to the canadian rockies and montana, although flying there from vermont is way quicker than driving there from portland. Vermont=more ice climbing for you PNW=real alpinism, but with much hair pulling and failure

if you've climbed with him or know him post here. yes, erik, it's not your b-day anymore, but you still

they are heavy, my crampons fall off on lead due to the extra soft rubber, too narrow, and they dig into my ankle, and no shoe is worth that kind of $$ I would buy the la sportiva ice boot (i have the old style and have been fine in very cold conditions...exra socks), the freney by scarpa, the vasque m-finity, any kayland boot. I would wait for the Mad Rock boot to come out and get that if it fits.

Happy birthday Erik, you've always been like a father for me, taking me fishing, to the zoo, playing catch, climbing mox and dragontail. wanna go get some cherry phosphates?

what was in this thread? why was it deleted? so much stupid spray, and then I see a topic like this!

super alpinistas suck. the new M-finitiy are the bomb though.