AlpineK

you go get em SS that biff/sparky needs abuse

The kingdome was a nonfunctional model of Sparky's butt plug.

*** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING *** This report is issued by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test Text--- Imminent eruption from Sparky's asshole. Scientists report strong seismic activity coming from Sparky's intestines. Recent scientific data indicate the summit crater on Rainier is only a scale model of Sparky's asshole. Heavy flows are predicted. Residents of Puyallup are urged to evacuate immediately. This is not a test. *** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING ***

**** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** This message has been provided by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test. Text--- Sparky seen on Muir snowfield. Seismographic readings indicate a major event starting in Sparky's intestines. Due to the large size of Sparky's asshole, and the large volume of shit scientists believe to be stored therein, a major discharge is imminent. Residents of Puyallup are urged to seek higher ground and plug their noses. I repeat this is not a test. **** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** [ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. I'm terrified of that kind of avalanche.

As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough. Hey Ray how much booze should I bring?

quote: Originally posted by greenfork: Not only that, but you ended the sentence with a preposition, after saying you shouldn't!!I wonder weather you get you're homonyms mixed up to, and wouldn't know it. [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: greenfork ] How is the weather in homonym anyway?

Better seating at the Park

um W I was joking. As I said I'm down with the north end. The Park is good...

quote: Originally posted by W: c'mon, AlpineK, just say it- we know you want it to be at Hooters. Ok you've got me. All I want to do is drink at a big franchise bar who's theme is boobs.

Last week we did talk about drinking in north Seattle. The Alki is dam good, but maybe we should save it for next Seattle cycle. I put my vote in for the north end, but lets get some more input.

quote: Originally posted by Elvis: Don't be dissing on the Bird, that's like making fun of Muhammad Ali. Dude nobody's dissin JB as a climber. I'm just saying you might want to save your $6 so you can buy a book about JB written by someone other than JB.

Isn't Splitter gear based in Boulder? I mean just that speaks for itself. Splitter tude.. and Boulder tudeAll the mags are in Boulder and all the, "best," climbers live in Boulder. Why would we be interested in the opinion of people from some slug infested state like WA. I think the market will teach them the error of their ways. [ 03-20-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

I just saw Charlies slide show. I also saw JB's slide show that Jason saw. While CF's show wasn't supper dupper it was at least 1,000 times better than JB's last year. Don't get me wrong I respect JB, but his presentation skills are atrocious. [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: I'll make an effort to smoke inside the hut next time Sparky. So Sparky maybe you need to take a reading class for slack jawed motherfuckers. Note in my post above I said I would smoke inside the hut not outside. You do know the difference between inside and outside don't you. You and your attitude only increase my desire to fill the hut with smoke. Keep us informed about your reading class. I'm sure your classmates will soon turn you into their bitch. But after they find out how wide your asshole has become from sticking large trees up it I'm afraid they will have to poke out one of your eyes so they can use the socket for their pleasure.

Jim's climbed some bad ass stuff, and I'm sure he's a nice guy, but his presentations suck. Unless you like looking at all the photos from the trip including the stop at Costco before the trip. Check it out, but remember you've been warned.

Pseudotsuga menziesii + Tsuga heterophylla + Sparky's ass = an evening of fun for Sparky and his partner. Though he is human slime, so I bet he would like an Araucaria araucana stuck up his ass. [ 03-20-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by jordop: Alright what's the deal here? I was planning a little foul weather trip down to that dismal area of basalt we all know and love, but Snoqualmie Pass is still closed, "reopening unknown." Seems to me up here in the great white north we can keep a road open in pretty much any condition (Roger's Pass?), so what's so goddamn tough about keeping little ol Snoqualmie open? Or am I completely missing something here, somebody down there help me out! Maybe the highways people are just protectiung stupid drivers from themselves. I may be a Kanuck, but every time I make a trip down to Vantage in the winter, I see at least one flipped BMW in a ditch, people taking up three lanes, huge, black SUVs rippin it up not realizing that, yes, SUVs have more traction, but they are also much higher off the ground! Lets see. Snoqualmie pass is 8 lanes vs 2 lanes on Rogers Pass. There are no snow sheds on Snoqualmie. Also while Rogers Pass gets a lot of snow I think they are getting a bigger dump of wetter snow right now at Snoqualmie. Over 100" of snow at Baker Ski area in the last 2 or 3 days. I am down with you on the whole SUV thing. That's why we fight so many wars down here, so we can be free to burn lots of fuel.

quote: Originally posted by Sparky: Oh, yeah AlpK; let's look at the facts. Math and tree biology. One Douglas Fir + One Western Hemlock=a tree capable of outwitting your numb ass. Do you know what a semi-colon is? No, it's not how you feel after a drunken night on Castro street. Keep it coming, you vacuous dimwit. V-A-C-U-O-U-S. A 200' Douglas fir would still leave space in your rectum Sparky. Oh and btw did you know that capitalizing western Hemlock and fir is incorrect. Well it is idiot.

quote: Originally posted by allison: The fact that you are here, right now, shows that you have a belly full of beer!! Yes I do

quote: Originally posted by trask: So Sparky, why aren't you out with the rest of the rummys? He's waiting for his partner to come home and stick a broom handle up his ass.

I'll make an effort to smoke inside the hut next time Sparky. You should have come by the O and T earlier. Just shows you have no balls.

Hey Biff you should read Fast Food Nation. Take a close look at the sections on the meat packing industry. You might not have the same attitude after reading it.

It's all becoming clear to me now Sparky you blame your lack of equipment on me. I feel pity for you, it's hard to get past poor genes.