AlpineK

quote: Originally posted by lizard brain: If this weather holds out, I'm heading for Muir tomorrow, and PUB CLUB when I get back (if I'm back late, I'll just skip the shower). Anyone care to join me? I'm leaving Seattle at 5:30. Join you for the ski or the shower?

And guns.

I think we should have Mountaineers stationed at every access point to the Cascades. Everyone should be searched, and anyone with outdoor sporting gear should be required to provide proper certification for their chosen sport. [ 03-25-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by Tanked: I am Tanked(What the hell is flood control?) Try posting twice really fast

Most eco kooks don't understand how many animals and plants need to be killed.

Don't you boys know tobacco is bad for you. nice Billmation.

You are right Rodeo. Thats the right address. Those of you from out of town. Exit I-5 on 50th. Head west to Phinney Ave. Turn right (north) and look for the Pub on the east side of the street.

So it sounds like we'll all be drinking beer at the Park Pub starting about 7ish. Then again it might be fun to have another 3 page battle.

you go get em SS that biff/sparky needs abuse

The kingdome was a nonfunctional model of Sparky's butt plug.

*** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING *** This report is issued by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test Text--- Imminent eruption from Sparky's asshole. Scientists report strong seismic activity coming from Sparky's intestines. Recent scientific data indicate the summit crater on Rainier is only a scale model of Sparky's asshole. Heavy flows are predicted. Residents of Puyallup are urged to evacuate immediately. This is not a test. *** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING ***

**** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** This message has been provided by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test. Text--- Sparky seen on Muir snowfield. Seismographic readings indicate a major event starting in Sparky's intestines. Due to the large size of Sparky's asshole, and the large volume of shit scientists believe to be stored therein, a major discharge is imminent. Residents of Puyallup are urged to seek higher ground and plug their noses. I repeat this is not a test. **** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** [ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. I'm terrified of that kind of avalanche.

As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough. Hey Ray how much booze should I bring?

quote: Originally posted by greenfork: Not only that, but you ended the sentence with a preposition, after saying you shouldn't!!I wonder weather you get you're homonyms mixed up to, and wouldn't know it. [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: greenfork ] How is the weather in homonym anyway?

Better seating at the Park

um W I was joking. As I said I'm down with the north end. The Park is good...

quote: Originally posted by W: c'mon, AlpineK, just say it- we know you want it to be at Hooters. Ok you've got me. All I want to do is drink at a big franchise bar who's theme is boobs.

Last week we did talk about drinking in north Seattle. The Alki is dam good, but maybe we should save it for next Seattle cycle. I put my vote in for the north end, but lets get some more input.

quote: Originally posted by Elvis: Don't be dissing on the Bird, that's like making fun of Muhammad Ali. Dude nobody's dissin JB as a climber. I'm just saying you might want to save your $6 so you can buy a book about JB written by someone other than JB.

Isn't Splitter gear based in Boulder? I mean just that speaks for itself. Splitter tude.. and Boulder tudeAll the mags are in Boulder and all the, "best," climbers live in Boulder. Why would we be interested in the opinion of people from some slug infested state like WA. I think the market will teach them the error of their ways. [ 03-20-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

I just saw Charlies slide show. I also saw JB's slide show that Jason saw. While CF's show wasn't supper dupper it was at least 1,000 times better than JB's last year. Don't get me wrong I respect JB, but his presentation skills are atrocious. [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: I'll make an effort to smoke inside the hut next time Sparky. So Sparky maybe you need to take a reading class for slack jawed motherfuckers. Note in my post above I said I would smoke inside the hut not outside. You do know the difference between inside and outside don't you. You and your attitude only increase my desire to fill the hut with smoke. Keep us informed about your reading class. I'm sure your classmates will soon turn you into their bitch. But after they find out how wide your asshole has become from sticking large trees up it I'm afraid they will have to poke out one of your eyes so they can use the socket for their pleasure.

Jim's climbed some bad ass stuff, and I'm sure he's a nice guy, but his presentations suck. Unless you like looking at all the photos from the trip including the stop at Costco before the trip. Check it out, but remember you've been warned.