AlpineK

I think Bob's office looks like a dungeon. When you go in for an, "appointment," you are strapped to a bed. Bob wears some funky little leather outfit at work and uses Polish Massage tools that look like whips and chains. Dru's got it right CPB=Agent Orange. I'm sure Bob can find partners to climb with, but I bet he doesn't have any friends. It doesn't matter what grade you climb at if your an asshole nobody wants to hang out with you.

So Bob when you give someone a Crazy Polish Massage do you give them a normal massage while screaming bs at them or do you punch them and pull their hair. I can see you kicking your clients in the balls.

Oh Bob if you only knew me you would realize how far off target you are. How do you expect to get me worked up if you don't even know me? No I don't even try to climb 5.13, but when you posted I was out at Index climbing 5.10s. I'm sure that makes me a wimp in your eyes, but I was having fun. So what did you climb on this nice weekend? Nothing...I thought so. Anyhow I'm hoping that come monday morning we can have a nice discussion about Crazy Polish Massages I'm curious... does one need to have a special license to give Crazy Polish Massages ? Is there a special school you can recommend for learning the techniques of the Crazy Polish Massage ? I have so many questions [ 06-23-2002, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

quote: Originally posted by crazypolishbob: alpine- you should talk to someone though to figure things out. if you can't see a pose and bullshit- i start worrying about you pal. Ahh CPB's career is a sensitive spot. Maybe we should shift the discussion to what a crazy Polish massage would be like. I think it would start out fine, but eventually Bob would loose it. I bet he would pull your arm behind your back until you cried, "uncle," and all the while shit would be spewing out of his mouth.

Bob, I'm not in need of a massage therapist, but as a public service to those who might be I think you should post your real name. I think you have a scary temperament for someone in your line of work, and I would advise anyone in need of therapy in the greater Seattle area to stay away from therapists with Polish names. If you come clean and tell us your name then other therapists with Polish names won't have to loose business on your account. [ 06-22-2002, 10:18 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

Post away Bob...in spray where you should be

Bob is not Bonzo. He is not worthy

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Well this is a site for climbers...it ain't cascadescramblers.com.

Golden Rule of the Internet: If you can dish it out, you better be able to take it. Both Dwayner and Peter Puget have failed at this. They both wanted to have a debate about bolts. Instead of respecting the other side and having a logical debate, each of them decided independently that they could make jackass comments, but their opponent needed to stick to logical debating. Now they are both sulking. I think it's kind of funny, both D and PP prided themselves as being intellectuals, but they were both unable to resist the lowest common denominator. I'm sure the subject of bolts deserves a nice debate like Mattp wants, however even in the preinternet days the subject of bolting led to many disfunctional events, and the internet only adds to disfunction. [ 06-20-2002, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

I like dirt; I also like watching idiotic fights. I'm dissapointed with both Dwayner and Peter Puget for editing their posts. Come on guys don't get all pc on us; fight, fight, fight. You guys might find it draining, but you make the rest of us laugh.

There's nothing like a good troll as your first post. Perhaps we already know you Chossy.

Sorry Sean and Holly, but if you go through the votes the Zoo wins, and 3pm on Tuesday is way to late to change the venue. Don't worry we'll drink at the Alki again [ 06-18-2002, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

It sounds like the Zoo has the advantage... so far. Maybe we can all pitch in and get Peter Puget a bottle of O2 if he shows up. Though for a dead British guy I don't understand your problem.

quote: Originally posted by ajosephfd: Wow! Anyone else thinks that Kathy has issues????? iS everyone on this site freaking psycho? Yes and we know where you live.

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Though I have never frequented either establishment in question, I can sincerely say, without a doubt in my mind and without the smallest bit of hyperbole, that The Zoo totally and clearly kicks ass on the Alki all the way down the block and around the corner. ohhh carefull ChucK or Hikerwa will kick your ass. The Zoo is fine with me too!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I thought it was impossible I don't think anyone said it was impossible....just too much of a pain in the ass for the descent in mid winter. The first wintertime descent is still out there.

Actually Dwayner what happened is: Three weeks ago: Tacoma Pub Club Two weeks ago: We skipped the Eastside and drank at The Ballroom. Last week: Golden Gardens This week: ? Seattle's turn ? maybe, or if a bunch of you Tacoma folks make some noise perhaps we might come visit you.

I saw Mattp use both a crowbar and a drill a couple weeks back.

I thought that guy who posted here in February got the first descent.

I think Seattle's best repeat spot is the Ballard Ale house, but this week I was thinking that the Alki would be an excellent spot to drink. [ 06-17-2002, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

OK folks, Here are the ground rules for good chipping. Do not chip: Rocks, dirt, metal Chip: Anything else up to 8" diameter.

quote: Originally posted by Jim: I skied it last year Memorial Day weekend. Skied up while roped, unropped for the ski down. We met a soloist who was on his way up but he later fell into a crevasse (snow covered) and spent the night in it. Rescued by climbers on the way up the next day. Heads up. Of course last year there was a very low snow pack.

So tomorrow is Tuesday. Who wants to drink at Golden Gardens. I could bring some firewood, and maybe we could find a firepit.

You don't have to have your name in the guide book to get the feeling of malaise that I believe Dru is describing. If you focus on one aspect of climbing eventually you get burned out. I've found this true of climbing and other aspects of life. Sometimes you just need to take a break for a time then when you come back to what you left you find that you are better and more focused. Fortunately climbing has a lot of specialties. If alpine climbing is the main thing that you do try cragging as a focus, or ski mountaineering, or travel to a distant place to go climb. I guess I'm saying to try and mix it up. Otherwise you will end up being a burned out boulderer with one little stupid rock as the focus of your life.