rbw1966

Last time I climbed in SLC I experienced the same thing. Very relaxing.

Nice uh. . rack.

Its a NAMBLA thing.

There's a new playa in town. . . Keepin his pimp hand strong. . . And his ho. . . Stone cold pimpin'

Is that the Hedgehog?

The paparazzi really have fingers on the pulse of the toe-sucking, dwarf-tossing celebrity crowd.

And really know how to rid their lacey undergarments of those pesky Clintonesque stains.

The "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses really set off the whole look. Thats a sobering story szyjakowski. Glad to hear you made it out ok and extreme kudos for doing so under your own power.

You mean he's older than 16?

I'm not going to knock it--there were a few hotties in the group.

Wow!

Actually he lives in Portland.

That must have been the graduate class, most of the classes I see are around town. I saw them on the trail through oaks bottom. The PAVED and flat trail.

I'm just quoting the manufacturers figures.

I passed Ursa on the sublimely flat oaks bottom trail once as he led a group of about ten women (you go boy!) on what he told me later was a hiking class. Climbing in large numbers seems anathema to safe climbing.

Greg_W was awakened from his blood-engorged dream of toe-sucking Mounty Blueblocker to the thunderous clamor of lightning strikes on the granite above his head. "Holy Mother of Ashcroft! If that was any closer I could fry a cornish hen on it!" he screamed to his partner, liberal scion J_B who was reading the communist manifesto nearby. "I better get my galoshes on before I ruin this new pedicure!" "Its a neo-conservative plot to keep us off the mountains" cried out j_b as he lustily spied Greg's lacey whale-tail riding above his mammut pants as he bent over in front of him. Fed up with his wingbat rantings, Greg_W picked up J_B, and like Jesse Ventura at a champion dwarf-toss, J_B took flight into the night leaving Greg alone on his electrical mountainside. Settling back down under the cover of the grantite overhang, Greg returned to his fantasy of the mighty Blueblocker, drolling like Pavlov's dogs at the thought of toe-sucking that wonderfully-moustached man.

I was making a jab at Ursa who TEACHES a hiking class for the Mazamas.

Where else can you take a class on hiking? The Mazamas is your one-stop shop for all your mountaineering needs. You'll never get lonely when in one of their groups either since they usually consist of 8-12 people. Bravo!

I have a story about eating cornish hens while wearing galoshes to prevent toe-sucking at a dwarf-tossing contest. I better search that one too.

Sounds like a new organization: mountainspeedbiking.com

La Sportiva Thunder 2lbs 12oz Trango S: 2lbs 10oz Supernova: 2lbs 12 oz Hell, my Salomon Pro Ice (which are technical climbing boots) only weight 4lbs. I am taking issue with your reference to those as "superlight". If one wanted a superlight boot I think they could go a lot lighter.

Garmont Tower: 4lbs 4 oz. La Sportiva Makalu: 4.6 oz. Like I said, pretty heavy for a "superlight" mountaineering boot.

Seems rather heavy for a summer boot.

The hood to coast isnt until next weekend. You haven't missed a thing.