Lucky Larry

Take yur pick: a mother, or father, that doesn't pull back the foreskin to wash the kids junk(head cheese) or circumcision.

Great shots.

Easy, the commie is making the shit the capitalist is selling. Hooray for freedom to exploit commies.

BTW what is so cruel about sterilization of people that can't care for themselves let alone others. Pay people for it and I would even do it. It's all ass sideways. Of course this is not PC or Human..BS! Let them bred, it is sacred, the Pope is the most inhuman and cruel person alive, 'Let the poor bred like rats so their children can starve like rats, it is sacred sperm.'

Sure , make the fuckers that stole all the money give it back and let all the non-violent criminals out, kick all the war factories in the balls. How many more people besides Madoff stole, lets just say maybe 10, although it was probably a lot more. In Prison Interview, Madoff Says Banks ‘Had to Know’ MR. Madoff: He did not assert that any specific bank or fund knew about or was an accomplice in his Ponzi scheme, which lasted at least 16 years and consumed about $20 billion in lost cash and almost $65 billion in paper wealth. Rather, he cited a failure to conduct normal scrutiny. So that adds up to $650 billion paper and $200 billion cash=balanced budget. Oh, we couldn't even think of getting it back and sending anyone to jail; why the fuck not? Well, there so nice and respectable, honest bankers and investors with families even. Missed one: fire all the politicians and hire civil servants that 'want to serve' on a stipend with full medical for life.

I like your attitude. I would like to suggest you go for the minimalist thing. Shit bro, serious dirt bagging takes very little cash, it's beer, drugs, gas and the goodies you can live w/o that cost the most$. Fuck, most of the people on the planet are already there. It's transportation that really starts adding the cost up. If your really good at entertaining yourself, maybe with some small cash making craft on rest days or not, and you can really handle isolation and being alone, shit dude theres all kinds of places you could go alpine Rambo and even some that are actually close to shit. Have a base camp near enough the mountains and near enough town so you can bicycle or hitch or drive. Go for it, don't die living like a zombie. You won't die, maybe some really hard knocks but you will live and learn. PM me if you want the name of this place I know about.

Dirt bagging is the easy part. Wash you junk and your ready to go.The more you can entertain yourself the more $ you save. As far as being a guide your best bet is to save some real money for a week long, or longer, alpine training program just to get your feet wet and pick the guides brains. From what I have heard the realities of guiding are not very glamorous, there are a lot of dick clients--if your serious this will be the best investment you can make if your thinking of taking it to the next level ie guiding. You can learn on your own but it will be a very dangerous and slow process. You can have a friend teach you the basics with potentially fatal or flawed habits. Free classes are very slow and often times dangerous. I learned on my own and took a couple free classes; it was a retarded way to learn. I did not accomplish most of the alpine things I wished I had because I wanted to save a few bucks. Not sure but sounds like your going in more than one direction; alpine, skiing, dirt bagging, guiding. Not that you don't need all these skills to be a guide but, like your education, you will need real bucks for guide training school and a cushion to boot. Asking for gear drying solutions leads me to believe, maybe incorrectly, that you haven't much experience. I don't have insurance and I'm a hypocrite but the last thing I want to be is a burden on someone; shit I don't even have a job. I'm a fucking dinosaur living on the edge of night and day-twilight-zone. I imagine you don't want to be either. Take the classes and network like crazy. Just an after thought, Be a ski instructor, not sure theres any $ in it, and dirt bag the rest of the time.Your a student, do your research and Good luck and have a F'in blast.

Old news, we asked for it according to Shakespeare.

Family planning 101: one child=tax break, two=no tax break, three or more=incremental increases in taxes you pay for each one. Your brood uses more so you pay more-this flies like a lead balloon.

Maybe in the service sector, all the low pay, long hours, crazy shifts you could ask for--at least it's a job; remember REI is always hiring too. Supposedly there is opportunity if you make it. How bout another food cart? Or maybe you just need to be re-educated for a job in art, history, dance, music. Actually there are jobs K-bone if you can rise above the competition or your a genius or work for less. I'm sorry Kevin, the baby boomers got the last of luxurious free time. You get the necessities and a family. Don't want to be an ass about it but get use to it Kevin. Americans are not only apathetic, they're mostly obese or overweight and, like me, don't want to work just to barely make it--why bother when I can barely make it and not work.

Fair enough; all my desires have been my own undoing. And it was my training, or lack of, that have lead me to what I am. The Roman philosopher Seneca recog­nized the progress of knowledge, but he did not expect from it any improve­ment in the world, because any advance in the arts and inventions promotes deterioration by ministering to luxury and vice. In Prison Interview, Madoff Says Banks ‘Had to Know’ MR. Madoff: He did not assert that any specific bank or fund knew about or was an accomplice in his Ponzi scheme, which lasted at least 16 years and consumed about $20 billion in lost cash and almost $65 billion in paper wealth. Rather, he cited a failure to conduct normal scrutiny.

Current NPR News: The state of the union is the citizens fault because we elected the government that brought it to us. It's true; we voted for them, they brought us WMD and war, they passed the legislation for the Commodities Futures Modernization act 2000, they bailed out the banks; and it's the peoples fault. Whoa, good thing the Republic is handling the Peoples Affairs so well. The peace of mind this 'news' brings me is overwhelming. It's good to know that the unconventional wisdom holds the people responsible and not the governments. It's not the first time I have heard this 'aired' on NPR. Can't say I want to rally for them.

Who needs them anyway? Their about as useful as 42 Trident submarines.

Act loco: hand out rubbers to all teenagers.

Gee, I'm beginning to feel real bad cause non of this good stuff showed up on my 'Potty mouth' thread. I guess if you can't actually insult someone with it its' no fun to throw around.

fair enough: 42, distraction, local; i need a vacation from my unemployed vacation on spray. Spray is futile!

History never changes, theres nothing new here. For every hole we plug the lobbyist and lawyers legislate 10 more new ways to steal. Until, ashes, ashes, we all fall down. Most people don't give a fig anymore because they intuitively know the futility of resistance. Hence, apathy. Until it hits the flash point, like Egypt, welcome to the united states of denial. Still Current History: biggest legalized $ scam of century. Winners-Too few: Wall Street, investment bankers. Losers--too many to list, you probably know more than one. Thanks to Clinton, Greenspan, congress. Unregulated Casino Capitalism--bet on the losers (bad loans=sure bet) and win billions. Yawn....and the beat goes on. It's not over by a long shot, many families still to fail coming. Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000--credit default swaps http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4546583n

What happened to all that fire? The big wind has blown. The embers are dying. The ashes swirl. Food, water, shelter. All alone.

That was sweet. Now that it is too late for me I see the beauty in making a ski descent. I imagine you stopped when you reached the cloud bank.

Great report and dam good on you. Wish I had something like it under my belt; especially a first winter climb. Classic. Looks scary even if it's supposedly easy. Wish you had more on route pics--I guess you were probably busy.

We Have another winner in The Great Depression II.

I don't have a death wish, yet--soon maybe; thanks for the kick in the chod. Now when and where is the pizza bro?

Let the games begin: Ivan is our race announcer. And there off; out of the gates it's Stone Soup into the first turn, old larry is coming up a horses ass behind. Grasshopper and little larry are necking; I mean neck and neck a tails length behind Old Larry's ass face; I mean ass. Opdyke is aiding up larry's ass, I mean he's smoking fast on Old's ass; and bringing up the tail is Joe. OH MY GOD! Kevbone isn't even out the gate. By Gawd, it's lost cam running away with the prize money! And there's Denali with a keg for everyone!

Drive less, spend less, create less pollution and waste, work less, less tired, pay less taxes, have an excuse to not climb, injured less, fewer bills, less expectations, fewer let downs, less stress, get laid less, less beer to drink, fewer places to go to. Less exposure to viruses. Eat less bad food. Actually see people with clearer eyes, more thank full for having the necessities of life, less class ambition, see more people who are just people (like Egypt) like me. Get more sleep. Live healthier. More free press. More Spray. Am I proud to be American; that's another story.

Come on, is that the best bait you have to use?