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Phil Jones

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  1. No, it's all Bush's fault.
  2. Yeah, but Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an asshole. Gee that's really original. Can you quote a host of other trite bumber stickers as well? Maybe "Dog is my Co-Pilot." "My dogma ran over your karma." Oh ho ho ho ho ho .... soooo funnnyyy. About as funny as your 30 year old SNL routine.
  3. Yeah, but Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an asshole.
  4. Ignore this: [font:Arial Black]"Rosie was right!"[/font]
  5. Dedicated to carolyn: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/louis+armstrong/blueberry+hill_20085327.html
  6. No you're not. You're hanging on every word, wearing out your "refresh" button. But, yes, reality is cruel sometimes, just like Mother Nature.
  7. Now that the search has been officially called off, it's time for all the posers (pun intended) here to go retrace the steps of the lost climbers sans MLU's, PLU's, Avalanche Beacons or any other electronic device. In other words, put your lives where your mouths are and go find the bodies.
  8. Nope. I've never even seen one, gayboy.
  9. I'd have to pull it out of your mouth first.
  10. Assuming they would have died anyway, wouldn't the pinpoint recovery of the bodies be better than what we have now? Now who's the idiot?
  11. It's just wild speculation, but perhaps IF they had carried an MLU and IF it had been energized on Saturday, Dec 10th when Mr. James got hurt and IF a cell phone call to 911 had been made to start a search, at least one climber MIGHT have been saved. At least they'd have had a better chance than they have now.
  12. And, it's a real shame nobody here bothered to inform them of the cheap, easy availability of MLU's. They wrote here asking for info and didn't get the most important data that might have saved their lives.
  13. The U.S. Coast Guard requires all ocean going vessals to carry Emergency Locators that are activated by water.
  14. Steven Seagal's BFF.
  15. And if you do what you love to do safely, you can do it again and again and again and....
  16. It gives the insurgents more targets. Like this: http://theync.com/s121806rpg.shtml
  17. "Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus"
  18. Bush's solution to qwell the Bird Flu Epidemic is to bomb the Canary Islands.
  19. I think he's a troll on loan from the Yahoo! news message boards, where he normally can be found adding thought provoking posts about jacking off into food and ass raping corpses to compliment the racist/political shit that rounds things out over there. Oh, and he's a choad guzzler. No, I'm the guy who pissed in your beer before serving it to you last night.
  20. There y'go, PussyBoy. All deleted just for you. Now everyone is going to wonder what you're bytchin' about. BTW, was that actually a pic of you and that's why you were so pissy? LOL!
  21. It's you. Can't take the wetness, get out of the spray.
  22. Phil! Are you a homophobe? Well, I don't care, I'm going to fuck you anyway. No you're not. You might want to check with Steven Seagirlieguy, though. I heard he likes it rough. Gosh, I'm sorry, you led me to believe it was consensual. You're such a tease you big lug! No, I'm not a homo like you and Steve are. Hey, look, if you hurry you can catch the last of Brokeback Mountain on HBO. No wonder you two like Mountains! LOL!
  23. Phil! Are you a homophobe? Well, I don't care, I'm going to fuck you anyway. No you're not. You might want to check with Steven Seagirlieguy, though. I heard he likes it rough.
  24. Damn, how'd you find me? I thought I was safe.
  25. You should have more respect for your relatives, dog boy. You should stop drinking and get new glasses, girlieman.
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