Phil Jones

Easy. Just call 1-800-GM TRUCK Have your GM car or truck vin number ready and you'll get a $100 cash rebate. Enjoy!

Uh, Oh!

No sugarmommy? No way!

How do you spell 'Canada'? C eh? N eh? D eh?

How are you going to charge climbers a fee when you can't even get them to buy a SnoPark permit? I noticed the three lost climbers didn't have a SnoPark permit on their dashboard. It was obvious when the windshield note was shown on the evening news.

Were SS1, Shini and 2cents the same?

And I saw you in a clown suit fondling a 5 year old. Yeah, but she had real big tits.

Yeah, come to think of it, should I be equally concerned about the double headed dildo I found stuck in the tailpipe of my car this one time I went hiking? Is it identical to your favorite one?

I saw mommy fondling Santa Claus.

Something is smelling a little fishy around here....

OMG. We almost have something in common Phil! Except, you need to reread Jiddu's writings on the "quiet mind". We all know your true spiritual leader... Baghwan Shree Rashneesh Yeah, well yours is the sadhu in Katmandu who lifts 50# blocks with his cock. A regular hero for you, he is. I can do that, too. Jealous?

OMG. We almost have something in common Phil! Except, you need to reread Jiddu's writings on the "quiet mind". We all know your true spiritual leader... Baghwan Shree Rashneesh

How often do you and Steven climb Brokeback Mountain?

I suppose you expect a pearl necklace for Xmas.

J. Krishnamurti rules!

Mr. Phil, isn't it dark and smelly where you keep your head?

Are you a pitcher or a catcher? I suspect the latter. Spit or swallow?

More wild-ass speculation: Mr. James may very well have had a dislocated shoulder accounting for why he stayed behind in the snow cave. He may have simply popped it back into place during the many hours he had nothing else to do in the cave.

What a pantsload of BS.

Yep, it's all about... Operation Iraqi Liberation

I think I like being an MLU salesmen better than being a clueless twit.

and a safety net.

I got a slightly used Sybian used only on Sundays by Tonya Harding. What am I bid?

How about a nice Sybian for your wife for Xmas?

Anyone here wanna buy an MLU?