"I think there was a study in the popular media a while back?" Riiiiighhhhht.  The 'study' probably didn't include the category of fit guy who doesn't give a shit what he drives who can kick FW's ass all the way up Mailbox or any other peak in the Cascades.   
  
Oh, and BTW, nice rant against menopause, FW.  That pretty much denigrated all women on the planet in one go, including your own mother.  
  
The Seattle metrosexual thing is funny, too.  Mostly, I see pretty healthy people walking around this town.  When I go to, say, one of western Washington's 'rural communities', like Black Diamond or Maple Valley, for example, there seems to be an overabundance of scrawny meth heads in some really blown out pickups screeching around.  Ladies, what are you waiting for?   
  
FYI, a large percentage of 'buffed out guys', you know, the body builder types, are gay.