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I tripped over one of your daughters while she was sprawled on the sidewalk on my way to the Taco Bell on Aurora and 90th. I didn't mean to touch her that way, though.

Do you like nagahyde? Nagahide? Do you know how to spell nagahighed?

Debate over. PERIOD. Everybody go home. Unless you can come up with your own link.

That link really made us all feel very stupid.

A link. Must be The Truth.

You can look it up. Chapter 11, verse 69.

Hey, KKK, I was watching the God Channel last night and they assured me that the End Times was nearly upon us. It's The Truth.

the truth Now we all finally know where we can get it.

I just wanna touch your daughters. I won't hurt them.

I thought the 100 million also had something to do with Hitler. Thanks for clearing this up for us, KKK. We're all a bit less stupid because of you.

Don't be a tease, c'mon, dish! I'm not that mean...he's on this site everyday (several times a day). Look, I'm sorry I snapped that pic of you at Vantage, OK?

If ELF's objective was to begin a public discussion of the issue of overconsumption and waste regarding McMansions, (if, in fact, they did the deed) they were wildly successful.

That would put more money into the pockets of liberal trail lawyers. Right on!

that's the first thing I noticed as well If that's the first thing you two noticed, might I recommend you look into testosterone suppliments?

She looks like she could stem the Grand Canyon.

Yes, sprawl = progress. It means more people with the money to live where they want, in their own home, with a little land. Everywhere you look, sprawl is associated with freedom and wealth. As to running out of places to plant foor - you're kidding right? Have you ever flown across country? Look out the window. The whole country is nothing but woods and farmland, desert and mountain. People have hardly made a dent on the land in the US. Did you know that if every single household in the US lived on a one acre parcel, that would leave 96% of the country untouched? Could you possibly be as big a moron as this posting suggests? Sprawl destroys the most precious and scarce type of land; agricultural. Contrary to your idiotic statement, there is not an overabundance of arable land, either in the US or the world in general. Arable land worldwide is dissappearing, primarily due to desertification, at a rate of over 7000 square miles per year. Futhermore, modern farming methods are stripping the top soil off of arable land, particularly in the U.S., at an unprecidented rate, and sending it and the phosphates that go with it into the oceans, where it destroys the fish population. Add to that that we are sucking our fossil aquifers, such as the Oglala aquifer beneath the great plains states, dry, and the drought/storm/erosion cycle of global warming, and the need to grow biofuels, and we've got one hell of a shortage of agricultural land. Sprawl, and presumably shitbags such as yourself who choose to contribute to it, is the number one environmental disaster facing this country at least. All this in addition to the generally agreed upon fact that there's nothing uglier, less sustainable, and more environmentally damaging (perhaps, of soviet style concrete apartment blocks, at least for the first criterion) than American style sprawl.

BTW, I have it on good authority that Neosporin works in a pinch to prevent your climbing skins from balling up.

If they were brand new OR Alti mitts, size M, yes.

Well, the route sounds like it's still in shape, so a man-boob hauling expedition may be in order.

Happiness is skiing spring corn in the bright sunshine. What did you guys wind up doing Sunday?

Why does this fall under the classification of "domestic terrorism"? It was a pure property crime that had nothing to do with kidnapping, bombing, hijacking, murder; the usual definition of terrorism, which (should) be defined as crimes against people, not just property. Uninhabited property can't be 'terrorized'.

Happiness is five, smoldering piles of embers where some McMansions used to be.

When I heard this story on the radio, my only reaction was RIGHT FUCKING ON!

Trip: Teanaway - Ridge near Earl Date: 3/2/2008 Trip Report: The corn is in up the Teanaway: Rainier Don gaping, Earl in backround Stuart Range

The only part of her that was clean were her nipples, where the dirt had been licked off.