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tvashtarkatena

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  1. Promiscuity should be an affair between one man and one woman
  2. No need to save me any; feel free to employ yours elsewhere.
  3. The larches are peaking right now. Wonderful.
  4. The road's closed at the Eldorado parking lot, making it an available venue to enjoy a really good storm.
  5. It would seem that we all have our endearing little quirks, eh, Dru?
  6. tvashtarkatena

    Mo Money

    holy shit, the trail that leads to half dome in yos is perhaps the most incredible mind-bending example of waht a hell of a lot of folks w/ hammers and pick-axes can render out of stone - like walking in minas tirith i tell ye! WTF are you talking about? It's call dynomite, hombre. Lotsa fucking dynomite. naw, it's not just that its been blasted - each step hand hewn and hand placed for mile after mile - uber-kewl and far more worht the money than simply killing brown people Zion's got quite a bit of that Road Runner goodness, too.
  7. 'Smiffie'
  8. tvashtarkatena

    Mo Money

    Speaking of money, I'm taking a 2 lb loaf of french bread out of the oven right now...for about 75 cents investment. Fuck Yeah
  9. tvashtarkatena

    Mo Money

    holy shit, the trail that leads to half dome in yos is perhaps the most incredible mind-bending example of waht a hell of a lot of folks w/ hammers and pick-axes can render out of stone - like walking in minas tirith i tell ye! WTF are you talking about? It's call dynomite, hombre. Lotsa fucking dynomite.
  10. Zombies don't climb, and, from the data on this site, neither do conservitards.
  11. ivan is about as offensive as a human being can get. there's hope for you Sensitivity to offense is directly proportional to insecurity.
  12. I would like to photograph the confusion on his face when he encounters a lawn gnome which I carry specifically for that purpose 2 days from the car. With all that coin invested in those penis prosthetics, I doubt he's got the disposable for the chopper ride to get him there.
  13. That will mean Bill would have to drag is fat ass more than 100 feet from the car. Extremely unlikely.
  14. I don't respond to your posts but will make an exception this time. Just put the metal in your mouth and squeeze the trigger already, I'll loan give you the bullet. Pick one: Bill - sometimes you frighten me. Billcoe is about as intimidating as fresh, steaming pile from a flabby old dog. You just wipe him off your shoe, realizing the poor, dumb animal can't help it, and move on to more interesting things...which would be everything.
  15. Yeah, extortion sucks. As for the affairs, at least he's gettin' some, eh KKK?
  16. Social progress and altruism can be a slippery fish when they come up against the perception of threatened survival. Economic and security insecurities (SIS)TM can and have reversed decades of social progress very quickly. This is only natural. When the rules suddenly change, via climate change, resource depletion, asteroid impact, whatever, the ants in the ant farm get flustered. Today, the conservative ants are having trouble admitting to themselves that the rules are changing, so they cling to the perceived safety of cults, a past that never was, and simplistic, placebo maxims. Americans have proven themselves to be no less herd-like than any other national brand. This country has one of the strongest undercurrents of fascism in the world; a fertile movement in troubled times, and, unlike other similar societies, we've got the guns to make something really bad happen. I can happen here. Stay tuned.
  17. j_b advocates sexless female friendship. They even want to take that small pleasure away from me, now.
  18. When I'm 64, indeed. Pointless.
  19. About all I"m good at is to sweep my broken dreams up into yet another repetitive string of dying flowers, clouds, and forced smiles.
  20. Now I'm not actually telling you that, cuz I'm not very good at my job, here.
  21. I have it on good authority that I'm supposed to tell you to STFU.
  22. Try drugging them.
  23. Well, I"m off to an artificial indoor lake heated by a long dead swamp that comes from a country that hates us to move through the water even though I'm a land animal in a most likely futile attempt to die from trauma rather than waste away in a hospital until someone finally pulls the plug out of disgust in the guise of mercy. Later.
  24. I like to get sex out of the way pretty much as soon as I can, with the option to revisit the subject as often as possible.
  25. There is a point to everything any time you want there to be one. Life is convenient that way.
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