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I'm not as nice to the rats in my neighborhood.

Trip: Castle Peak - NW Ridge Date: 9/21/2011 Trip Report: Josh and I spent five days paddling, portaging, hiking, scwacking, and climbing to nab one of Washington's most remote summits. Here is our story: [video:vimeo]30922088 Gear Notes: boat and tennies Approach Notes: Castle trail turnoff is marked by a sign to Hozomeen (shown in vid), although it's invisible at that point. The trail itself is blown out by a slide for the first several hundred yards. It's decent after that save for the last two miles which have been obliterated by avalanches.

and there, ladies and gentlemen, is the root of the problem.

Where everything is possible but nothing happens.

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with feeling...

Welcome to Iyamistan.

I think we need to have it explained to us just one more time....

It's OK, dude. We all know you're one of the cool kids. Hint: The difference between having a stick up your ass and not is a) referring to something that's all in good fun as 'not to my taste' rather than 'tasteless' and/or b) not missing tongue in cheek self deprecation when so obviously presented. Now off to the "Christ Piss, a Retrospective" exhibit at MOMA with ya...

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In Your Name, Lord!

You say "Potato!"... The innernutz are backing me up, here, so I KNOW I'm right. Plus, I've got an email into Mrs. Maffei....

HUGE tits. And bangles. Lots of bangles. Oh, I'm sorry E-rock, was that unethical?

hate to pull this on you, but my english teacher made Dr. Mengele look like Dr. Phil. Didn't help my spelling though....

I'd put on a pair of motocross gloves...cuz an exclamation is a type of sentence, as is a command. Now... "Stop!"

Nope. You don't get off that easy. Never argue with someone whose stick up their ass is shorter than yours. More accurate. I haven't a single clue what 'ethics', relative or absolute, has to do with any of this.

"Ouch!" Gotcha, sobo.

"Dark Star, I can't see you in the morning (cuz there is none)...."

Next up: James Faulkner versus Jon Stewart: a Retrospective

"Da Colonel, he dead." Bullet in the head +, according to unconfirmed reports. Sweet man. He'll be missed.

WHAT ABOUT ANSEL ADAMS? Apples and Oranges. Any comparison is ridiculous on its face. This guy is a celebrity photographer who's having a little fun with his subjects' quirks. It's...fun. Remember fun?

Cheesehead on cheesehead violence.

Well, the world's half full of Walkers, so it's best to get used to it. My immediate reptilian brain interpretation to the photo was that it made Fred look regal, which I thought was kind of cool considering the man and his attitude toward such nonsense. I think the photographer might be a wee bit more clever than you realize, actually. I get it, anyway, cuz I'm super smart, funny, and awesome.

Can't wait to sink my tool into that thing. Guess that one was inevitable...sorry.

Wow. Somebody needs some dark chocolate and curly fries to go with that whine. Lighten up, Francis. Christ.