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You always think Republican candidates are stupid by what they say on the tely. Then you go to their website, and you realize..."wow. I had no idea."

More... "Economic Guiding Principles Measurements must be dependable. A dollar must always be a dollar just as an hour is always 60 minutes. Sound money is crucial for prosperity." Um...huh?

Note that 'Conservative' is capitalized. I'm damn surprised he didn't use the royal 'We'.

This just in from Cain's website LOL: "Fearing the message of Herman Cain who is shaking up the political landscape in Washington, Inside the Beltway media have begun to launch unsubstantiated personal attacks on Cain. Dredging up thinly sourced allegations stemming from Mr. Cain's tenure as the Chief Executive Officer at the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s, political trade press are now casting aspersions on his character and spreading rumors that never stood up to the facts. Since Washington establishment critics haven't had much luck in attacking Mr. Cain's ideas to fix a bad economy and create jobs, they are trying to attack him in any way they can. Sadly, we've seen this movie played out before - a prominent Conservative targeted by liberals simply because they disagree with his politics. Mr. Cain -- and all Americans, deserve better. Herman Cain-"

Us to the Big Man: "You go LAST."

You can imagine how HARD the Perry campaign is partying right now...

The Hermanator could've eventually gotten laid, but it woulda cost, like, $10 Mil.

Now THERE was a black man who GOT SUM.

Nearly $100 grand worth...that we know of. I know Herman will be straight wit us, tho. UNCONVENTIONAL.

Actually, there were (at least) a couple of dresses.

The one with the $45,000 price tag.

Ya know, the bitch said no 3 or 4 hundred times, and that was the end of it. All he did was complement her on her dress, BTW.

Neither is the Kakester...nor will he. I mean, what's there to say? Another rich, sexually harassing blowhard get's his comeuppance. It happens so rarely, why not celebrate it? Fuck those gold-diggin' bitches, right?

No, that was Nastia's shoe lace, but she calls it 'rap cord'. 7 mm minimum next time!

gas station powdered donuts have always seemed yer greatest weakness They're called Donettes, dood. Jebus. Bugles Caramel, now THAT shit is crack.

Consider a rare opportunity to make an ass out of yourself in front of hundreds of thousands of people instead of just a handful of web addicts, Bone. Good luck!

You can, but calls are screened. I'd try a question more relevant to the topic at hand...if you can manage that.

How could I forget this rare shot of Bigfoot? Bigfoot by PatGallagherArt, on Flickr

do you believe this? But I thought you were for all the "suspects" at Gitmo to be held without proof or trial. I changed his mind on that one.

I believe so.

Ivan, the Movie: [video:vimeo]31621139

Any way, I'm just fuckin' wicha, Kakenator. I know you're not capable of any cognition above babytalk. I'm not really looking for any logic in your posts. Sorry to pick on the weak of mind. My bad.

THIS IS SERIOUSLY NOT FAIR!!!!!11111

Clinton did it, so the Hermanator's all good, right? Hmmmmm.... Wonder what yer wife would think a that....

I give you guys 10:1 that the Kakenator will be glued to KUOW come 10:00 Monday morning. MUST NOT LISTEN