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The GOPers should rally behind Huntsman, but, like, he's betrayed the party by actually being serious about the public interest. Plus, he's not dysfunctional enough - he'll never relate to the base thataway.

You can imagine the 20-something cam that night...jerky cam shots of some big ole' slobberin' drunk married black boss man tailing ya all evening, beggin' for a quickie in his hotel room. Drunk, horny, and republican. SEXY.

I gotta say that Cain is the best reality TV (OK, the ONLY reality TV) I've seen in a long time. He's gittin' his BLAME ON!

He sure sounded full of shit from day one to me. A trait which instantly qualifies him for a talking head job at FOX. I'm gonna have to retract my previous statement in light of recent history. BLACK CONSERVATIVE = BLACK GOLD.

Bill's an awesome innernutz zerchhunde. You want headless kiddy pics? You got it.

Let the kids fix it later. FLOOR THAT BITCH!

"Once you're on the Cain Train...!" Somehow, I doubt his campaign investment/speaking fee venture will produce a positive return at this point. Washington Outsider!

I thought about getting new brakes for my car, but it's cheaper to rock on without 'em.

Are you saying you don't like ANY Van Halen?

That's why he loves this experiment.

As long as we didn't have access to the innernutz we'd prolly get along just fine. The Top/Bottom question might cause some friction, though.

When you're a shitbag, you're a shitbag all the way. Good piece on how Americans for Prosperity (Koch Bros...and frequent source of our favorite self styled CC economist's 'statistics') et al got Cain where he is today, but probably won't be anymore in about a week. "As if crisis management of the present moment weren’t strain enough, Mr. Block (Cain's 'Smokey' campaign manager sic)faces questions over about $40,000 in expenses that a group he controlled paid to the Cain campaign in its early days, possibly violating tax and election laws. The group, Prosperity USA, paid for private flights, $3,700 worth of iPads, and travel to Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Houston, according to records obtained by The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Because the group, set up by Mr. Block, is a tax-exempt entity, it cannot make contributions to a campaign, nor can the campaign accept them. A campaign spokesman, J. D. Gordon, said Wednesday the campaign had asked an “outside counsel” to investigate, though he did not say who would investigate or when it might conclude." Cain campaign getting airtighted from both ends

Meanwhile, the oceans are rapidly approaching their saturation...and collapse point, for absorbing carbon. Too bad solar is 400 times too expensive. Wanna see my graph?

I love the "Malthus was wrong" argument. Yeah, things are still just fine...in Mill Creek. Have another latte. No limits!

Helloooo Sub Saharan Africa and India. Good times!

Edgar Winter was a Scientologist, so there's that.

Read the accompanying article. The models not bad, for what it is. Any such model has the flaw of being based on the past. Anyway, Bachmann's only electable if all the other GOP candidates rape a frog on YouTube, and even then....

I'll take a bet on Obama now, no problem. Though last time I did this and won PP welched on me. Of course he did...Rfucks NEVER pay their debts, but they sure do run 'em up!

If you threw peanuts at that guy during one of his speeches the squirrels in his head would come out his ears. Awesome YouTube opp.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. It's probably gonna be close, given the economic slump and Obama's handling of the debt crisis et al. "Anybody but Obama's" gonna be a big mantra this time around.

It's not yet known whether the Black Horse is running...we'll find out once that gag order is lifted...

Poor Michelle's getting no media love. Even FOX is tired of that one note song, I guess.

Groom sues photographer to recreate wedding photos...after the divorce

WELL FUCKING DONE, LAD! Cain has exceeded even my (entertainment) expectations, and he was pretty damn amusing already.

Try taking a several hundred thousand in cash across a border sometime and experience that good Customs lovin'. Moron that later