Hmm, I've never felt that passionate about martinis. I like a good bourbon, though.
All of those girl martinis really annoy me, though
Like the "appletini" and the chocolate martinis and stuff.
the fact that you would ask me to choose between sex and climbing shows that you are actually working for my wife, and this is a setup. thanks for playing.
Pussy, when are you gonna ask your wife for your balls back so you can show me around smith? Or will you be too busy clipping bolts?
go wipe the cum off your chin, dickface