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I like the world cup because it allows me to drink beer and pretend that I've always been a soccer fan. You know, like what happened when the Sounders came to town.

"Sarah Palin's Flaming Tits" would be an awesome band name.

IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY AND WARM!!! GREAT FOR CLIMBING RAINIER!!!! Thanks! Should I bring ropes?

Awesome! Are you doing some old-school american climbing?????

OMG! I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD AND INSTALL IE8 FROM THE INTERWEBS FOR FREEEEEEEE!!!!

I heard her implants were designed by Haliburton.

his sister is OK, if you don't mind the penis

CONFORM!!!! CONFORM!!!!!

you guys are nerds

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Everyone dies for nothing. If this happened when she was 18 instead of 16, would it be any less meaningless?

well, using the above analogy, if you think you need a seatbelt, then you've already made the first fatal mistake. I get your point though. Just cause you have a beacon on doesn't mean you should be an idiot. But you can't really say, "if you think you need a beacon, don't go."

none of them are as cool, though.

Hmm, by that logic, you should NEVER carry a beacon and probe, then?

I just laced up a velocity A23 for my rear. It's kind of a new model, it's like their aerohead rim, but 23mm wide instead of 19 or whatever. Fairly light, strong, and happily runs my 35mm tires. Or, you can just run their aerohead if you want something a little more narrow. Velocity has a touring rim called the dyad which is popular, and bombproof, but fucking heavy. Mavic open pros are good, too. You can spend a little extra to get the ceramic ones, they will last forever. I've heard ceramic rims can brake kind of weird in the wet, though. If I were rebuilding a wheel for long rides, commuting, etc. I'd probably go this route. But, let me ask you: Why do you need an entire wheelset? You can just buy a new rim and have your LBS put it on the rear hub you already have.

I wonder if semen ejaculates at a greater velocity on the summit, due to the lower air pressure at that altitude? I bet I can get a grant from the Obama Administration.

I wonder if he slept with as many underage girls as Gandhi did? What was "underage" back then, anyway? 8? If the grass is growing, play ball?

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written, what, 200+ years after his death? spurt spurt spurt The historical jesus is lost to antiquity. The only jesus that exists NOW is the bullshit Jesus the church pushes.

NWAC stops their regular forecasting in April. It's sad that there isn't more funding to keep that going through the spring. Sadly, most parties are NOT properly educated on evaluating avalanche risk and fall prey to the many psychological missteps that other risk-sport participants encounter, leading them right into danger. NWAC had a special avy forecast SPECIFICALLY for last weekend, AND posted a warning on their facebook page.

I'm certain I saw a van with that lion painted on the side.

A strong mix (double strength or more) of perpetuem works great for me, for breakfast. It's actually a lot of calories, but it's easy on my stomach, and my stomach FUCKING HATES eating food in the morning. I also bring along some french toast that I'll eat an hour or two later (cold, with no syrup.)

ROB WINS!!!!