Mr_Phil

Tinkerbell doesn't see the point of big tits.

Are you advertising your porn sites again?

Uncage Your Soul!

My mattress jingles cause I have bells on the bedposts.

Real men wear kilts.

Eat less, exercise more.

Just remember to tie knots in the ends of your ropes.

You wankers don't bike commute every day?

Wait, Snoop is playing a gig in LETHBRIDGE, Alberta? Where the fuck is that?

And beware of dickhead telemark skiers who pull in next to you in the parking lot, pop open their doors, and start blasting their stereo.

So you kicked a large dangerous avalanche on top of some stupid people and walked away.

Dickhead telemark skiers who pull into the Timberline parking lot in the evening, park next to napping climbers, and proceed to open their doors and CRANK THE STEREO TO FULL VOLUME. Gawd, fellas. No one want's to hear your crappy high school music at any level.

Would you two please get a room?

Another good example why innocent civilian need to be armed with pistols.

Have the laws changed. Remember, it's really about your POLITICAL FREEDOM.