Frikadeller

I can barely fit my dick in the mouth of a widemouth nalgene, it def aint goin a wine bottle! You're not supposed to try to fuck the bottle, you just pee in it. Did you ever see that movie "my life as a dog"? The Kid gets his weiner stuck in a beer bottle? The bottle fucking thing always backfires. Plus, The boones is to get the 19 year old girls drunk, so you don't have to fuck the bottle.. get it?

I saw one in the PDX craiglist once. They wanted a plumber, so I decided to call them since I am a pipefitter. (same shit, just less shit) and they wanted to pay me in ART! WTF? The only "art" I want are impressions from engraving of dead presidents, in green ink. Their sink is still probably fucked up as I type this.

But they have multi use possibilities. You can use them as pee bottles. You never mistake it for your nalgene. Or you could summon rescue by scratching a note on a candy bar wrapper, and insert it in bottle and corks and send it down river. Or you could shoot them for some after drinks fun.

2009

Just don't tell them that it's actually just flavored beer. Here is my favorite to get those high school girls "in the mood"...

There's your million dollar idea if you can make it work! It will probably taste like shit, just like those freeze dried bags o' food backpackers insist on buying and somehow eating. I don't think that I have the patience to try to develop it either, I would just get bore and drink the beer.

freeze dried beer... packs down small, and rehydrates easily.

Is that better?

That's totally rad... How's the top out on queens chair these days? Is it in good shape?

Weekends are key! I will splitboard with skiers any time (as long it's on the weekend.) us workin'stiffs need refuge too...

We all know what the last President drank...

According to the GPNF website, the roads are still closed by snow. But that has not been updated since Dec. so you never know, if you do go, let us know about the approach. I would go with you, but... I have to work. (Plus, AT skiers look lame when they are skinnin' up with us split knuckledraggers)

Ahh assholes... http://tpirfailure.ytmnd.com/

I think I saw you pulling that shovel maneuver that morning. You stopped in front of three split knuckle draggers, who told you to get skis. Skis are ten times more fun than the "shovel", not as cheap, but more fun. Trust me.

My fair share? Excuse me? If I wanted to just get rid of the stuff, I would have tossed it in the dumpster behind my apartment. I made the extra effort to get the stuff recycled properly, and I have to put up with a whole bunch of crap. So what you are sayin' is that because you where on a bike you should not have to pay like the rest of us? If you where in your car, would you still have refused to pay as well? I don't get why some people think that just because they are riding a bike, they are not to be held up to the same standards as the rest of us are. Like stopping at stops signs, and in your case, paying the dump fee.

Once I found a Black Butte Porter on the bottom of the Clackamas river on a tubing trip. I put in my cooler floatie. I later gave it to a douchebag kid that was bumming a beer. He drank it right in front of me. I don't think that he noticed that it was old, and from the bottom of the river, but hey, he was drunk anyways.

Well, are they going to talk about why they restrict access to BC users? Other than that, your event looks like a rock-nerd deal, which is not my focus in life... Maybe I can scrounge up the $10 to show up and ask the "important" questions.

Did they look like this?

When did you climb with mom? She has some sweet flourescent green Koflach boots. I wish they fit me, 'cause I would rock them any day of the week.

Trip: Mt. St. Helens - Dry humping loowit Date: 1/25/2009 Trip Report: Well, I was getting tired of Hood, and decided to take a little splitboarding trip up monitor ridge. My Partner in crime and I met up at my house, and commenced the hour drive from Portland to the Cougar sno-park. We avoided the Marble Mountain sno-park because I was under the impression from previous trips that there is a high quoteient sled neck activity there. We skinned up road 83 to the 830 road. The snow was really hard and icy. We where hoping that maybe it would lighten up higher up. Well we go up to Climbers Bivouac in no time flat, and the snow was still in shit mode. We headed off on the well marked and blazed Ptarmigan trail. This is where every thing got way worse. The snow was too hard to break a skin track, and was all bumpy and hard as a rock. Even through all this, we where determined to go higher, in the false hope that the snow would provide better turn up higher. We switched to boot packing once out of the tree line, and headed up monitor ridge. We where stopped at around 5500' because we where heading into whiteout conditions. The snow still sucked. My partner rode the styrofoam snow down the ridge, basically in survival mode. I stuck to walking down, since I do not enjoy side slipping all the way down a hill. Made the long and crappy walk out on the Ptarmigan trail until we go to the road. From there borading was marginal until we hit the groomed section back to the car. I should have known that the snow would have made for crappy skiing compared to what I saw last weekend on Hood, and with the freeze/thaw/freeze action from the temp inversion all week. It's gonna need a couple feet of snow to cover up all that hot mess the inversion left behind. I won't be back until there are some more freshiez. Gear Notes: Used the crampons and Ice axe on the ridge. Snowshoes might be more effecient than skis. Approach Notes: Long approach along the road. Dodge the slednecks.

So does this mean that I am going to see climbing rangers hiding behind obstacles trying to catch morons like me, who refuse to get a permit? I guess I'll find out tomorrow..

I have never had an issue with the patrollers at either Timberline nor Ski bowl. Usually, they are stoked to see someone on BC gear, and are helpful with directions and condition information. This was my first experience at Meadows, and I am not sure I want to go back if this is what it is like normally. I'll just stick to snowdome or St. Helens for my BC turns...

nah, i had to ration my one smoke on day 2 - been trying to minimize the suck... I see... I used to ration out the smokes. Now I just bring a pack. I don't care about the suck. Then this:

on the contrary, its put down a fine firm ice coating for climbing, and the approach and conditions on the n side at least are fantastic - we just need the wind to stop blowing and for it to cool off again and it'll be safe(er) no consolation here though - this just seems to be a freak occurence I dunno... At least when it starts snowing again, that "sweet" ice on the approach will turn into "avy nightmare"....Nothing like a layer of ice under a few other layers to apply some "lube".. Ya know?