StevenSeagal

After several days of spray detailing phony rainier solo climbs, horrible hair bands, jizz, disgruntled roosters, and of course,nodders, sweaty balls are no surprise.

Where is "Canyoubelieveit" when we need him? And all the other nodders?

We were just getting to that-

kevbone's leaving??!?!?!?!

Neohojism: An encounter with Paris Hilton.

Neomojism: Request for a second round in the sack.

Especially when wielded by a jerry curled nancy boy and his grating, noodling, lame-ass attempt at "jazz".

You mean, like this guy?

Under the bus.

Okay then...The guitarists from Poison and Ratt were, so, like, rad, man. And Night Ranger.

Eddie popularized that style of play in the mainstream, but ACDC was doing that years earlier. And Eddie undoubtedly got his influence on the noises guitars could make from Jimi and Townshend to name a few.

Any particular reason you didn't try this route first before becoming another punching bag here?

No tanks.

kevbone, you need a quick course in the justice system. I'll give you a "hands on" demonstration: There. You weren't found guilty, but justice was served. Get it?

Add percolator coffee and rough cut oatmeal to that. The ultimate boweldozer. A colon shoulda been plopped into that sentence.

Another growler of this crappy beer and I should be pretty loosened up.

See you there. Be sure to take your lithium.

Last word!

You've already failed there... Do you need some balls? And a cock too? Not very Zen. Your mind is weak.

What? You solo 40 degree snow routes with a partner nearby?

Say "what" again! I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker!

Something else!

If you need someone to carry your gear for you, why don't you just say so? My, having someone unroped within 50 feet of you this time should really take things up a notch. What will you do next? Will you be signing autographs somewhere?