StevenSeagal

It is forbidden to snap the photograph sitting over here.

It does not rest on the machines of weights. They can be broken. And someone might need them.

Is that one of those butterfly tattoos atop a chick's ass crack??

Flu, You're the disease...I'm the cure. skull STFU.

Those with the mental disease,the horrifying of heights, and the liquor heads will be refused.

I'm humbled by the tribute. However, Choad Guzzler boy, you should realize something in your hero worship of these so called "ultimate" fighters: Steroids are aid. I rely on my zen calmness while kicking ass, not enraging chemicals that bring a person to a temporary level of super-human strength and uncontrolled aggression. Every man has his limits. Those guys like Fedor- they think they're Above the Law. But they're not above mine.

Sure do Nodder.

Yes. Being a great climber necessitates being a self absorbed prick. There's no other way. Now if you'll excuse me, I have better climbers to be talking with.

STFU Matt

Because most of us white kids aren't trying to pretend we've had a rough life growing up the streets. Or that we're black. Duh.

Conflict is a choice. And clearly, it's your choice. Enjoy your life of conflict.

It was very sunny in Costa Rica. I hate having to travel incognito. I was disguised as an elderly tourist.

Why yes. I went Into the Sun.

Here's kevbone, I found him:

Another great Glen Garry line: Al Pacino:

They won't let me offer my toe for sale. You want a toe? I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe by 4 o'clock, dude.

Yeah. What savages! Can you imagine living in a country where religious extremists kill other people?

So the first ascensionists didn't plan to go to the summit?

Is "Unforgiven" a new route, or an attempt?

Phil Jones prefers to have his anally implanted to avoid this issue, and suggests you do the same.

That pretty good one. Wish I could remember some of the funny ones I've seen. (With arrow pointing towards toilet paper dispenser)--"FREE PICTURES OF GEORGE BUSH. WIPE TO DEVELOP".

Do you spend all day perusing "News of the Stupid"?

DEVIILLLLLLLSSS!!!! DEVILLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!

That reminds me of some funny bathroom urinal graffiti: "This sink is too low and the soap smells funny!" Another one, that Seahawk will appreciate: "What are you looking up here for, the joke's in your hand"

Seahawks is a total asshat.