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StevenSeagal

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  1. Yeah, my bad. Judge Dredd was far too intelligent to be mistaken for you.
  2. Listen Rocky, you should have stayed in retirement, I think Dolph must've punched the few brains you had out of your head... ...hey...wait a minute, you're not Rocky. It's Seahawks! Time to go home little boy...
  3. "Judge Dredd"...Beyond the mask:
  4. STFU n00b.
  5. i don't believe i ever said that...nor would i make that sort of bizzar connection. You didn't...but that seems to be Sheaf's implied point. And the Limbaughs and his clones on the radio are pretty much taking this tack- destroy Al Gore's credibility, and the credibility of global warming goes down with him. I don't look to Gore as the messiah on this issue- a consensus of scientists worldwide, along with empirical personal observation, is a lot more convincing. Gore's a celebrity with his own interests, BFD about him. Again, both sides getting off track and distracting from the real issue. Supporters turning Gore into a pariah, and detractors using pariah's politics and personal habits to debunk the message, no matter how irrelevant...
  6. Because I can charge twice as much Most would pay more for a little less teeth... As I've gotten older, I've started to enjoy teeth, if done right. There is a special place in my heart for you. And, apparently, a special place in your mouth for him as well.
  7. Oh. I see. Are there prizes? And how do you have so much time to play, seeing that you spend your nights down at the docks?
  8. What "decisions" is Gore making, aside from attempting to convince the public of something in which he believes? Does Gore have to be anointed by the public to have the right to make his case on climate change? Granted, he's surely using his status as a public figure in order to do so. But his personal ambitions/flaws/politics should neither be ignored nor used exclusively to determine the validity of what he saying. But saying "Gore flies around in an airplane wasting fuel, therefore global warming is a crock" defines missing the point.
  9. prez was elected to make decisions like this (along w/ congress)... Al took on this crusade himself (see above) Riiiiight! Bush didn't choose his job, the job chose him! It was a divine calling. God demanded this of him. The people demanded it of him. Bush is so selfless in how he reached the presidency, what an accident!! what a tireless servant of the public!
  10. Not that I would want it... but is there some sort of software for this site that notifies Dru and I![!{!{ of impending slots for pagetops? Because those two seem to have 99% of them. Like, for EVERY page, of EVERY thread on this board. No one's timing could be that coincidental. Do those two also have a special folder of hyperlinks to the pagetops they didn't get- the "ones that got away"? Maybe they just have a lot of time on their hands? Um....er...yeah.
  11. does the president have to fight in a war in order to be able to start one and execute it properly? does he have to run a successful business operation in order to make major decisions about the economy? if a president has never known poverty, is it ok for him to talk about it or does he have to have 'street cred'? Yes. As surely as the Pope has never had a hard on.
  12. Because I can charge twice as much Most would pay more for a little less teeth...
  13. Oh I don't know, maybe doing it without the top rope backup would be a little dumber?
  14. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But in the case of the Seafag, one word is worth a thousand pictures: STEELERS! That was so much fun, here's another: LOSER And one more: CHOKE Back to the original plan, here a picture of seahawks worth a thousand words:
  15. We'd like you to stop this. Right now.
  16. Mick Jagger, in his latest song, says..."BLACK GIRLS...Just want to have SEX...all the TIME!". Now...I got just one question for YOU...JAG..... ....Where are all these black girls??!?!?
  17. Yeah and it ain't $6 a cup either.
  18. You can go climbing and have all that, minus the screaming morons, annoying kids, overpriced shitty seats, and overpayed prima donnas scratching their balls and hocking chew spit all over the place. Fuck baseball.
  19. Wow, I didn't realize it was that complex. I always thought it was a simple statement: "there's a particular position I prefer that will allow you to scrutinize my tattoo!"
  20. Wrong. It started back when Kelly dumped me for cheating on her.
  21. He Speaks to Me!
  22. ALL OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW!
  23. I don't smell anything....
  24. Is forbidden to steal hotels towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read this notice. The lift is bring fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of the wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. Cools and Heats: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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