StevenSeagal

kevbone, time for you to join the army before you get drafted.

Deep down he knows that posting a link to Rush's website, while constituting his version of 'bringing out the big guns', will simply earn him ridicule.

Much more ominous, I thought, was this headline I just spotted at the supermarket checkout: CATFIGHT OF THE YEAR! OCTOMOM SLAMS KATE!

I just tried this. They told me to fuck off. Life imitates spray. You need to take some lessons from Glenn Beck in communications. Try speaking very, verrrrry slowly as you make a point, carefully using extremely simplistic language and examples, and avoiding any use of complicated words and phrases. Go out of your way to avoid any appearance or suggestion of having had any formal education, as intelligence and proper English is extremely offensive to Americans and will get you rightfully branded as "elitist". When making points of extra importance, try crying or screaming, depending on the context necessary. When screaming, be sure to continue speaking slowly as before, making special effort to draw out the pronounciation of key words for emphasis and to give the appearance that, while outraged, you are actually thinking the issue through at the moment you are screaming. This will dispel any doubts as to the validity of your outrage and the depth of your consideration of the topic. Crying will also emphasize how much you truly care. Finally, remind your coworkers of the war that's coming and that they wouldn't want to be on the "wrong side". Include statements like: "if I could so easily find out where you and your family live, the hours you are at home, etc., just think how easy it will be for Obama to find out!", or, "it would be a shame if someone from the government slipped cyanide in your coffee while you went to the copier to pick up your printouts...". Make sure to deplore violence as a means to an end...except in extreme circumstances of course, but emphasize that we "haven't reached that point yet..." Before you know it, your coworkers will be on board!

Also, he says it is your duty to confront your co-workers at the office on a daily basis, "ask lots of questions and then challenge them on their beliefs. Do it each day!" I suppose that's okay with me as long as I still have the right to have HR reprimand or fire them for wasting company time harassing fellow employers. But hey, at least you tried to convert them, if that fails you can at least add their names to the enemies list for Beck's neighborhood Gestapo for when "they" finally push "us Americans" too far. Does this new grassroots security force make Beck a "Community Organizer?" I'm confused, because I thought that was only for Marxists and fags.

Beck unveiled his grand proposal for defeating "radical liberalism in America": A new...CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE! Only this one "won't have silly uniforms, or paychecks". And it will eliminate "those who try to dismantle our Constitution" which he has previously defined as anyone who supports health care reform or basically anyone who supports any current gov't policies. So great- a militia, in other words, to knock doors and haul away "enemies". A cleansing, if you will. Then he got back to a more pressing topic, which was ridiculing people reminiscing about Ted Kennedy on NPR, and ridiculing Kennedy in the process, bolstered oh so effecitively and cleverly by mocking one announcer's British accent. Classy! Anyway, don't answer the door if you voted for Obama, it could be your neighbor and his mob of American Hutu militia.

It's not so much that you got pwned, as that capitalism prevailed.

if it offers direct service from my front door to Walmart, then I could get behind this idea.

A purist would argue that society would be better served by more people experiencing wilderness and nature, not having it hoarded by protectionists via massive fees.

What a crock. Basically, let's make it so pricey that no one can afford it and that way we'll preserve it. Just fund the parks already and quit trying to lock everyone out.

Capitalism will prevail because the rich own the political process and its participants.

WHAT'S EVERYONES FAVORITE VAN HALEN SONG TO LISTEN TO WHILE CLIMBING AT BEACON ROCK? WHAT'S A SONG?

Lol... This morning I tuned past Beck in time to hear him "exposing" all the members of colorofchange not "...just communists, but REVOLUTIONARY COMMUNISTS!!!" bent on "destroying America as we know it!" I guess the free market is hard to swallow when it shuts you out? he then continued a popular recent refrain by predicting that "if all this radical legislation like health care passes this fall, I assure you there is going to be violence because there are people out there just itching to do something. And this is just what Obama wants so he can impose martial law upon all of you!" Then he said "you all need to fall to your knees and pray! And you need to go to these town halls armed . Not with guns, but with facts, and also make sure you bring your video cameras and be ready to film any violence so the truth can be seen when something happens..." This guy needs to be put in a padded room, and maybe waterboarded since he seems to have inside knowledge of wacko extremist plans.

They should let the Green River killer out this Xmas too so he can spend the holidays with his family. It's not their fault he slaughtered all those women...why punish them?

Is this something related to Dungeons + Dragons, or Society for Creative Anachronisms?

Glenn Beck is like listening to a 7 year old explain the world to a 3 year old.

Just make sure you don't bring guns to any rallies. Or if you do, god forbid, don't bring a loaded gun. Or if you have to do that, just don't kill anyone. Please.

oh YES I will..... to you my lord...now YOU have a fan girl!! My blog will be updated soon. Be sure to check back frequently for inspiring nuggets of information and insight. I have lots to offer, but sadly, only so much time.

that was fangrrrl speculating. But if you must know, I'd share but I only climb for myself. Also, the camera malfunctioned that day.

I have that music in my head on rest days.

worry not. Each hold is worth about $27, 3 new pairs of rock shoes and a top. So it's a no-fall zone at each moment. If I should waver, the camera dangling over the edge atop the climb entices me upward and crystallizes my focus as I remember what is at stake and what I have to lose.

By the way, this Patagonia R1 top made from organic Alpaca liver lining hewed from the carcass by the nomadic people of the Peruvian Andes in the late 1500's and is all natural and carbon neutral on the go activewear for the everyday hardman- or woman- really keeps me warm on long onsight solos, romantic jaunts up runout 5.12 friction with my soulmate, or just chilling in my beater '07 Winnebago modified Sprinter with my dog Granite listening to Whale Song CD's and munching on organic free range sustainable locally grown Quinoa salad with authentic Moroccan homemade hummus.

I'm only sharing this because I'm hoping you'll find as much inspiration in my greatness as I do.