Johnny_Tuff

I recommend some dry, high-desert air, crisp grips, and fireside beers.

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Izzat Mirko Cro-cop in the back? Chump Norris, take note of devastating roundhouse technique!

Jealous like Jello. Lucky!

That's the "Grape Race" variation, yes no? On the one hand, it's kind of funny that freeing that beast is predicated on using a bunch of chipped grips, although, given that much of the climbing is on pin scars anyway, it's perhaps moot. Perhaps one could score some bonus points by doing a Huberbaum-style "man-powered rappel" and swing to bypass the chippers. I dunno; there's a damn lot of hard climbs out there what're chipped anyway. Drop in the bucket, perhaps.

Exactly!

That is extremely weird. I saw that, but decided not to talk about it, 'cause it's just...ehhh

I ripped an old thing in half with my bare hands at REI, and they gave me a new thing of the same type.

I am so .

It looks to me like the fat clown is carrying some sort of device for looking up women's skirts Clearly, you have found Dru!

Shameless (relatively).

Where's WalDru?

Perhaps. One never Nose...

I dunno. It's not that asking for advice on a rope is inherently dumb; that's a legitimate question. It's just the stuff about it being a toprope, and looking for a used one on eBay, and the person being from "coloardo." Just sounded kind of suspicious, but whatever.

Pretty F-ing good stuff. Not quite as good as "Royal Tenenbaums," I didn't think, but pretty damn tasty entertainment. Bill Murray is fantastically dry and sarcastic. Jeff Goldblum's mondo ego was good too. "Hey, isn't that my espresso machine?!"

Ah, we are now up to two posts for the case that this person is serious and wants advice, but still zero helpful advice. Vive l'internet!

Yo, I like how the "Devolve" one has the stick-clipper only one step below the latte-sipper. Truly, a refined and sophisticated artform.

"I ripped this custom Mike Layton "REI Sucks" T-shirt in half with my bare hands, and all I got was this ripped-in-half T-shirt!"

"Why don't you just say 'fuck' like a normal person?" "I'm doing it for my fucking baby!"

"don't be micro-soft, be mackin-tosh with a hard drive"

The are trying to locate the mountie's package. "Yeah, yeah, we all know it's cold out, but this is ridiculous. Where are you hiding the junk, punk?"

OMG those are about the cutest kids I have ever seen. Little heartbreakers! You have obviously never seen my daughter. (Not that there's anything wrong with those two. They look like a couple of capable fellows.) Edit: although, they appear to be wearing REI jackets. Dad must be planning on exchanging them for bigger ones when the Jr. & Jr. outgrow them, eh? "Look, you can just tear these jackets apart with your bare hands!"

"I came for the Mike Layton, but I stayed for the Johnny Tuff!"

Oohh, stylie!

Dammit, I was trying to bait some snarky know-it-all into smugly informing me that that was Boot Flake (dumbass sports climber)!