Johnny_Tuff

R A C I S T Container-of-charred-greens bias inferist!

why the affected southern accent? there's plenty of people on the left coast ordering mail-order brides. Sure, but they're all drawling hicks with Yosemite Sam mudflaps on their muffler-less monter trucks. Or do you not speak with a drawl?

Oh, that was a real stitch.

What's the sound of one man tapping (out)? Or would that be the sound of one arm snapping?

Sew what?

Try one of these; one of them has got to be a close match, at least.

APACHES?! Wellgawldangitwaitaminute, I thought all them Injuns done was killed off years'go ta make the frunteer safe for all'n us God-fear'n whitefokes! An' now you'satellin' me they kin fly? Prolly ginna tell us they's got tommyhawk missiles 'r sumpm, too, arncha? Fer gid-gawd-gollygosh-ahmighty!

Yeah, because digital cameras don't have timers and tripods don't exist. Yeah, that's exactly what I said! So which asshole's avatar are you, Junior Genius?

Did he belong to someone else? Like the gimp?

At the very least, he'll never be Pope!

Come out of the past. The present is a gift.

If you fit OK in Sportivas, the Miuras are first-rate. They're also not so board-stiff and clunky that you can't climb steeper stuff or in the gym if you want, and still get the good performance.

Ho-hum. CC.com is what we make it, and people who are constantly pining for the past make it suck. Evolve or die!

What's the sound of one hand tapping?

Solo-brass-instrumentalist preventionist!

Come on, grapplers don't hit!

Might try natural foods stores; a lot of the natural gums seem to have xylitol.

Neutral chromatic preferentialist! Dude, just because he like Ben Folds & Dave Matthews... Closet bland-music apologist!

But she has a gun (pointed irresponsibly at someone else), and she's a Republican!

Neutral chromatic preferentialist!

Anti-porkist!

racist. Well-used cookware comparisonist haterist!

Ugh. Sickening business there. Yer prob'ly right about GW liking that rubbish, however.

Don't you two rapidly-obesifying oldsters have something better to do than trying to hold down the younger generation with your cynical taunts and cruel jibes? Macaroni macrame, perhaps? What's happening in the Community Room today? Jell-o social?

That point wasn't up for debate, anyway.