Johnny_Tuff

Sumpy pool art Toes Mart four the roan guard. Ore mine!

Perhaps he will be able to use the proceeds to buy some pants that fit.

The dude front and center looks eerily like Jason Kehl.

The Mystery of the Missing Mullet?

No way, this is V-stupid! I'm takin' my pad an' goin' home!

How about some tasty wahoo, while you're at it?

I liked how the Tower of Power horn section came in and destroyedfuckingeverything with gritty, rainbow-spangled soul power. Gawd, that was beautiful!

Fuckin' shit.

It's not that we can't pump our own gas, it's just that we'd rather pay subhuman inbreds such as yourself minimum wage to do it for us. Don't forget to wash the windows, there, Hank.

Oh, we're in kindergarten now? Fine. You shut the fuck up. I said it first!

Oh, wait, is that..? Ha, yeah, if you read that carefully, it becomes apparent that it's actually a clever hidden joke. Outstanding, Mr. Northoftheborderman.

Not if you're tied into a 70, boy genius. Just climb your seventy metres and shut the fuck up.

... acres and acres and acres of choss ramps with a 20-mile uphill approach! YES!!! Where do I sign up for a piece of that sweet action?!

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra?

Are you sure they weren't Canadians posing as Oregonians? Given their shady rep around the globe, many a wily Canucker has swapped the maple leaf for the blue banner of the beaver, in order to keep a low profile. Naturally, this is the kind of shit they pull anyway, giving us Oregonians a bad name to boot. My advice to you, my Eastern friend, would be to turn your piercing gaze northward. I hear Quebec is popular with the sketchier denizens of the Great White North.

Shit, I thought you had ditched me in this alpine-snob hell. Yo, check your PMs, by the way.

Back in black I hit the sack it's been too long I'm glad to be back Hmm...spicy!

Going to be dogging BBQ the Pope into oblivion then, are we?

Me and the guy you know as "DFA" go a good ways back, due to reasonably mutual tastes in climbing, music, and politics. He suggested I check the place out, although he was right about the alpine slant, but fuck it. Just psyched to climb.

Yes, yes, it's coming, and I'm getting psyched to pull tough on the tuff! What're your Spring season sending goals, friends? Or rapidly-slushifying alpenpiles that you'll be groveling up, whatever. Mmmmm, smell the sage and juniper and chalk dust!

BUK-BWAAK! BWAAAK-BWAK-BWAK...BUK-BWAAAAK! Word up, and let loose your rooster whilst you're at it.

Dirtbike?

I think I saw that on Miami Vice once. Or was that in every episode?

Nice one. Here's to encountering H5N1 at your nearest convenience, chickenshit.

Is everyone out climbing or some shit? This is only slightly less boring than that JayB guy's political discourse... Who's ready for some Springtime tuff sessions, eh? Stick clips and crisp grips all the way!