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mountainmatt

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  1. But where is her painting of a unicorn and a rainbow?
  2. Move your mouse around and make your own Jackson Pollack painting... http://jacksonpollock.org/
  3. FUCK YEAH!
  4. I could use this instead of blue bags on my next climb!
  5. McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Demarcates, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (republicans) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Sportsmanship Books
  6. I think you will better uncage your soul if she breaks your heart.
  7. This sums it all up I think... http://youtube.com/watch?v=hgDLyLmjor8
  8. http://www.ratcityrollergirls.com/
  9. mountainmatt

    w00t

    In looking at the cake, I would say you are 3. Happy B-day G-spotter
  10. Too bad the same cannot be said for the bottoms...
  11. Sweet stuff! Any pics of you guys higher on the route?
  12. Thinking positive thoughts, I hope you have a speedy recovery.
  13. Doesn't that guy know that he shouldn't fart so close to a fire?
  14. I would wish you a happy birthday Chad, but I only celebrate unbirthdays...
  15. Nice job, sounds like a nice day out
  16. So someone sent this to you?
  17. Looking at doing some solo aid at Index this weekend. I was wondering what were some of the favorites that are C1-C3?
  18. I wish the injured climber all the best in recovery. Less spray, more good vibrations Im pickin up good vibrations Shes giving me excitations Im pickin up good vibrations (oom bop bop good vibrations) Shes giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations) Good good good good vibrations (oom bop bop) Shes giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations) Good good good good vibrations (oom bop bop) Shes giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations)
  19. Maybe if it was Jeena Jameson...
  20. With the exception of RuMR, even 5.10+ climbers occasionally slip. I figure throwing in an old piece of rope or something like that would help move over that section of rock.
  21. More irish coffees in the morning for me!
  22. It starts getting really funny on day 4...
  23. mountainmatt

    Monkey Chow

    For all you lazy people out there that don't want to cook, do dishes, etc. there is a solution: Monkey Chow! http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html Be sure to watch the video diaries, they are fantastic...
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