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ZimZam

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  1. ZimZam

    micromanaging

    Pussy-ass approach: Instead... "I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to e-mail that student or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" Yep, he's definately got you by the balls. Take command or you'll soon be reduced to praying he gives you a little reach-around. OOHRAH!
  2. ZimZam

    Buildering

    Nice.
  3. OK Now who's paranoid? http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/16/politics/16program.html? Please pass the potatoes. Hows Junior doing with his studies? Are we going to have sexual intercourse tonight.- richard pryor discussing white folk dinner conversation
  4. They're in the Xcaret/Tulum area yes? I've been there and they're beautiful.
  5. ZimZam

    Joke

    Perhaps you could put these two in touch w/ each other, and they work it out like adults. No sense in creating more animosity.
  6. Will ya stop and grab me some ZigZag's?
  7. not if used in moderation
  8. I can't stay at your house I'm paranoid. Thanks anyway.
  9. Tastes like chicken
  10. I'm not being a pessimist, I'm just saying that they do what they want.Even when exposed they will secretly do what they want. It's a historical fact. They're the Leviathan. I hate Walmart!
  11. He did me once. He was defintely self-absorbed. Dude that's the best one yet
  12. Emer. firestarter- cotton balls smothered with petroleum jelly stored in plastic bag & WP matches. Just make sure their cotton.
  13. Are you really that surprised? They've been doing that shit forever. first its was union organizers, then those stinkin' reds, then the righteous SDS, and now Osama is hiding among the Society of Friends. They're the govt. and they do what the fuck they want.
  14. Gee Hugh don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?
  15. I say it's time to raid their freezer. I'll put a team together... oops they'll think i'm a terroristo. never mind your shits not as good as my haze anyway.
  16. can you do that with her porn video?
  17. maybe you weren't but i hear that chihuahua was, and he was wearing those pink chuck taylor's.
  18. ZimZam

    name that tune

    Sonny
  19. ZimZam

    name that tune

    Bono
  20. ZimZam

    name that tune

    dylan?
  21. Were you in the room when he was calling the bimbo?
  22. Didn't Scott Peterson use the same alibi. "I'm in Paris, baby." Wonder if he used this service.
  23. Go ahead kill a few people and see if it don't fck w/ yer head.
  24. ZimZam

    Men over X

    Looks like she's ready for a date with you and to think all I had to look at were nuns.
  25. ZimZam

    New Smoking Law

    Baaaaaaaaaahhhhht I love you
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