ClimbingPanther

and people say they struggle with their sexuality. come on, you only have two choices! "bi" is to "2" as "___" is to "36,000" ??? guesses?

ketchup-mustard-milkshake-salt-pepper-water-tabasco soup after a nice meal at Shari's. i never can get up the guts to try it though.

Bill, I want to know what you slipped in the middle of that disclaimer, thinking nobody would notice

you can bump a thread with trask any time of the year, you know

THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

Why don't we hear more about how big of a deal the dwindling exchange rate is? Seriously, I don't think anybody really thinks about it but it is killing our collective worth in the world. Maybe because it takes a delayed toll on us, we haven't had to face the real consequences yet, so nobody cares. I don't really understand the complex issues that underlie it, but it bothers me. We've lost what, about 5-10% annually for the past few years? Consider the enormity of the net worth of every asset currently in US dollars, and how much 5-10% a year is, and you quickly realize the magnitude of the problem.

Hillary should pick Bill for vice. He'll be her closest advisor anyway, right?

Blackwater

MIDDLE EARTH THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1 VIRENDRA'S BRAIN ... ... ... things that are imaginary

I love hearing stories of MRNP rangers issuing permits on the spot instead if insta-citing people. What a happy place, and what better way to promote happiness AND the law! Props, Darth, for perpetuating a friendly atmosphere there. All the rangers I've ever interacted with there have been delightful.

was the title of this thread purposefully spelled descriptively?

makes for a good inside jok ethough

I nearly spewed my peanut butter & jelly sandwich all over my computer! You are my favorite person EVAR, archy.

humans KNOW 'buddy' is not involved because he's ...uh... busy

can I have a poster of that for my wall?

kevbone, you sure know how to start a thread that will go the distance

v, my man, where have all the grab-bag thought fragment posts gone, that in times past have defined you??? I want you back!

why'd it take you so long to respond, you workin' or sumpin?

extort the $250 out of the judge by ransoming his broom handle

yeah, but in communism, everyone wishes they were dead.

his attention is a monopoly owned by me, along with raindawg and a few others

isn't that illegal too? baa 8D

OK, tru dat, i repent of the restaurant argument

does a child have a right to grow up without secondhand smoke? maybe you should push for banning smoking in private residences too. edit: I think this is a way more worthwhile cause than being concerned about restaurants, etc., where people have a choice to enter or seek employment. We rightly force parents to protect their children with seatbelts, why not keep the kid safe from secondhand smoke as well?