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In mountains and, um, cars, bigger isn't always better.

This poor guy wasn't even Middle Eastern. He was Brazilian. Jeez.

Cheese keeper: Lemons are da thing. You can make lemon tart with them, lemonade, put them on salmon, squirt them on the open wounds of your enemies. If I were a lemon merchant, I'd sell the best lemons in the world, and everybody would buy them, and I'd be rich, happy, and tart. And Missies don't need no saving by the cheesy likes of you! And you can tell Guido I said that.

That mountain is such a slut. Everybody wants her, and she knows it.

Aw, that is so cute!

There's so much in life...you cannot stand? There's so much in life...you could be doing? There's so much in life...that shouldn't be allowed, like the regurgitation of corny 80s pop music? We walk the same path, my friend. So, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

Will someone put these crooners out of our misery?

My understanding is that he *likes* sheep. But I'm new here, so there could be other animals he likes as well.

Well, somebody has to say it, so I will: SpecialEd is a boob.

What she said. Actually, the word I wanted was contributing. My foot was hurting so bad, I couldn't think straight. (Not really. It just sounds like a good excuse.)

No. You're right, I've got a long way to go. Whew.

The most overpriced cities in America: 1. Seattle 2. New York City 3. Portland, Ore. 4. Chicago 5. San Jose, Calif. 6. Bergen-Passaic, N.J. 7. San Francisco 8. Middlesex, N.J. 9. Denver 10. Los Angeles No wonder I'm so poor. Oh wait, that's because I spend my money on climbing gear. http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/invest/forbes/P123785.asp?GT1=6706

Oh my God, I'm becoming one of you. Must...resist.

I like fria cervezas and taking Vicodin for pain I'm not into poetry Because I've wasted my brain

No. And I hate getting caught in the rain.

Don't effing eff with me, or I'll eff you up big! I'm warning you... Goddammit, I did it again. I fucking hate when I'm all nice 'n' shit.

Yes, I received that classified memo. However, I refuse to reveal my source. (President Bush will back me on this.)

Dude, go s--, oh, I already used that one.

I'd hate to have anybody going through my head. It'd be a tight fit.

I can't get this damn song out of my head. At 1 AM, at 4 AM, at 5:56 AM, I wake up, "Heard from a friend, who, heard it from a friend, who..." Arggh! I've been infected by a song virus. Cruel, cruel thread.

Geeks have more fun. Paradisio Camp Schurman and Ingraham Flats

And here's Camp Muir

Dude, you're not talking about... ???

Forgot to say also, that I found a cc.com thread on Glucosamine and Chondroitin, and started on it yesterday. Sounds like it's worth trying.