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Just one, but only because of the damn migraines. My officemate drinks diet Coke all-day-long. Amazing. But damn, he gets his work done. Me? Well, here I am, wasting the company's money...

100 posts! I am the girlie!

I share an office, so I have to be surreptitious in my cc.com whoring.

Aha. Of course. You learn something new every day.

Ummm, go on a diet? Put your feet inside your pack, and cinch it around your knees?

How do you rappel a chimney with a backpack on?

I always wonder what happens to the dye. I mean, it doesn't seem to come out, ya know? Does it just squirrel away in your cells, and gradually morph into cancer? Mm, Mt. Dew.

Heck, I didn't want to know what was in my vitamin C--or how my body reacts to it.

And now I need a drink--a real drink.

I am drinking Mt. Dew, as I type (well, actually just before I put my hands on the keyboard), so that must make me a hard-ass climber dude, as well (instead of a soft-ass one).

Talking Rain Peach-Nectarine Sparkling Water, on ice.

My best ranger experience was doing meadow restoration at Silver Lake, up by Poodle Dog Pass. For dinner, one ranger brought strawberry cheesecake in a box, and cooked it up for everyone to share. The other made hot snotties--hot tang with whiskey. Nice folks, those. My worst experiences with LEOs were all the ones that gave me speeding tickets.

[quote Love conquers Judgement. Yeah, I know; I hate when that happens.

DeC, you know that's not a polite question to ask a woman. Jeez.

Oh, yeah, it's sweet. You can get chocolate, vanilla, chocolate *and* vanilla, or vanilla or chocolate with berry topping. What's not to like? At the food stand.

Definitely. And you practically need a small nation to store the stuff. But, the prices...they draw you in. That and the frozen yogurt.

I trust Costco to have my best interests at lard.

We gonna have a jail full a' naked Crispy Critters And a drip-dry space cadet.

[quote. Sort of, only otterbees are real, and jackalopes don't really exist--they're mythical creatures, like unicorns and Christ. Hoo boy, prepare to be struck by lightning! God's wrath shall smite thee.

an otterbee... is that like a jackalope? Sort of, only otterbees are real, and jackalopes don't really exist--they're mythical creatures, like unicorns and the anti-Christ.

Well, you otter bee.

I always thought he was saying "dancing on the lawn"... Actually, me, too, come to think of it. That makes a lot more sense. I got those lyrics from another lyrics site. The more to confuse you with, my dear.

Just got home from Illinois. Lock the front door oh boy. Got to set down take a rest on the porch. Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin Doot doot doot lookin out my back door. Giant doin cart wheels. A statue wearing high heels. Look at all the happy creatures dancing on and on. Dinosaur victrola listenin to Buck Owens, doot doot doot lookin out my back door Tambourines and elephants are playin in the band. Won't you take a ride on the flyin spoon doot doo doo. Forward troubles Illinois. Lock the front door oh boy. Look at all the happy creatures dancin on and on.

Because I'm a naive, trusting doofus, who believes pharmaceuticals have my good health as their reason for being and primary mission. Besides, anything from Costco has got to be good, right?

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