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knotzen

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  1. Um, I didn't look that closely. See, I'm not *actually* into trashy blondes.
  2. Come to think of it...and his date did have buck teeth...
  3. I saw a guy in Kirkland wearing a t-shirt that said, "Sleeps well with others." He was with this trashy-looking blonde.
  4. Didn't you hear? The thong market has bottomed out.
  5. Yeah, and Mrs. Olyclimber is quite the bouncy little woman.
  6. Where, o where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, and thought I found true love, but you found another, and pbzzzt--you wuz gone.
  7. Oh, I thought she said George W.
  8. That's a critical eligibility factor, see.
  9. Yes, but do you do dishes?
  10. All a nigga really need is a lil bit, not a lot baby girl just a lil bit.. we can head to the crib in a lil bit.. I can show you how I live in a lil bit, I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit, take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit, get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit... get to licking.. in a lil bit...
  11. Climb every mountain, search high and low Follow every byway, every path you know. Climb every mountain, ford every stream, Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream! A dream that will need all the love you can give, Every day of your life for as long as you live. Climb every mountain, ford every stream, Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream!
  12. Heh, heh, heh...I've heard that line before.
  13. You guys all have your page display set to 25--wusses.
  14. The Enumclaw thread had to stop; it was exhausted.
  15. If he is, he fits right in... Wrong thing to say girlfriend Hee hee hee. It's just a joke, see? No problem, no problem. Just a joke. See? Hee hee? Hum.
  16. If he is, he fits right in...
  17. BRB, gotta grab the d-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y
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