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But for those that need proof:

Oh, look! A moving target!

Besides, debauchery is a state of mind.

Surely there's no need to elaborate on the obvious?

I thought flipping the bird referred to turning the turkey over in the oven, so the other side gets browned.

Man, I feel like such a piece of meat now. Like a, a, a part. Or something.

Nobody PMs me--I swear too much.

*And* you're a house boy. Intriguing...

Mm, Listerine.

Pinot Grigio = Chardonnay But, I must away. See y'all.

Your mom? Can't you take the bus to the grocery store? You know, the short bus?

And good luck to them, using cc.com as a model.

Yes, I think I should. I drank the whole blasted bottle of Chardonnay (with ice cubes, though, for hydration in this heat), and must do something *worthwhile*. Not that y'all aren't worthwhile, but, you know what I mean. Yeah?

Hm, figures. They're taking a break from their outsourced dot-com jobs. (Whoa, a whole 'nother thread. Forget I said that.)

I got the page bottom, I got the page bottom. What's that mean, though? End of thread? Should I shut up now, and go get some stuff done around the house?

Besides that, what's with all the Anonymous lookie-loos? I log on at 3:00 in the morning, when my insomnia kicks in, as per the clock, and no *real* cc.comers are logged in (except Olyclimber), but 102 Anonymous lookers are, well, looking. What's up with that?

Anyway, on to other things, before we attract the attention of youknowho (the m's).

If you encounter a braille signpost, I would make haste away.

Or maybe someone could lend a helping hand. <cough>

Oh boy, I could say so many things... must resist...

I think you have your mixed up metaphors. But I definitely see the sharp edges to the situation.

Oh, um, what *is* that in Squid's signature, anyway?

Yes, please, that would be helpful. Thanks.

They're what gets swollen?

Or at least, you know, the Tooth.