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I could be happy with that.

...that some may consider my online persona to be an incomplete match with my real-life personality. And so, a poll:

My most indignant injuries are when I notice I'm bleeding or have a huge, ol' honkin' bruise, and I don't know how or when it happened. That happened just today. I think it was my knitting needles, though.

<snicker>

I was gonna go? But I forgot my Santa hat? So I didn't.

Oh jeez, I'm feeling dizzy.

Like, totally, dude. Edited to insert a missing comma.

Um, I forget that part.

Is Google in or out...?

He *was* in Paris. He was with me.

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Target's getting it from both sides. Liberals are calling for a boycott because Target allows their pharmacists to refuse to fill "emergency contraception" prescriptions on moral grounds. There's always something to complain about. I'll boycott Target when they raise their prices and stop selling a wide variety of stuff.

Looks like she's ready for a date with you and to think all I had to look at were nuns. Maybe they looked like that under their habits.

Oh, my!

Paris Hilton on ephedra.

disgusted people are interested in the mature creature, not the flower of youth? Foul! No thread mixing.

kittens suck. no they don't. If they did they wouldn't be so useless.

Word. It stopped snowing. From the Stevens Pass web site: Snowfall last 7 days: 0 in.

I was thinking more of, like, rainbows and kittens, and shit? But if that's what floats your boat...

How many s can fit in an elevator?

That IS happy-making, isn't it?