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knotzen

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  1. where are the brownies?
  2. Brownies are fattening.
  3. I wouldn't mind cannabalizing your resources baby
  4. Where all the profits go up in smoke.
  5. I'm sure the U.S. wouldn't mind nationalizing your resources.
  6. Oh, sorry--I went back to bed.
  7. So a nun walks into a bar...
  8. Or how's this: "Fuck it, I'm going to bed."
  9. Hey, we can help! "In the beginning was..."
  10. No, no, no, no--that's what *I* want for Christmas. Which no one can give me. Bear with me while I practice, in case Santa doesn't deliver it (again) this year.
  11. knotzen

    Hey!

    Hey!
  12. knotzen

    Hey!

    I thought it was something about how you love? was it Dandylion? heard that might be good. It's not WHO you love, but HOW you love? And love goes down better with Dandylion wine?
  13. knotzen

    Hey!

    What? Can't...focus...can't see. Eyes, pulling towards... help! See? (Oh, wait, you can't...) Scientific evidence. I think I'll write this up for the NEJM.
  14. knotzen

    Hey!

    You know what they say: What's important is what you love, not what loves you. I heard that in a movie.
  15. Something important to say.
  16. knotzen

    Hey!

    Although, I admit, I'm getting on my nerves a little.
  17. knotzen

    Hey!

    I hope I'm still completely self-absorbed, too. I love myself so MUCH when I'm that way! LOL I'm just the best!
  18. knotzen

    Hey!

    Be careful--those things will make you go blind. Or, something like that.
  19. knotzen

    Hey!

    Am I??? I try, I try so hard.
  20. knotzen

    Hey!

    Just checkin'.
  21. And all this time I thought it was agitated nerve endings.
  22. Awww, look at his cute little toes.
  23. OH FUCK! I can't believe you posted that. ARRRRGGH!
  24. Word is, you have to clear 15 hurdles without knocking any over. Then, and only then, can one convert to veganism.
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