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I'll come if Oilyclimber and CBS wear matching push-up bras.

And a person of non-specific gender riding it! And what a fine job s/he is doing.

Frosting!

Oooh, nice one. Wait, did you write that yourself?

linky K.N.O.T.Z.E.N.: Knockout Needing Overwhelming Touches and Zones of Erotic Necking

maybe the front desk Dude, I don't get it. If you weren't so infatuated with the washing machine's spin cycle perhaps you'd eye the rest of the appliances and furniture for assignations! Ahaaaaa.

The perfect man.

Crazy times.

I finished grad school almost two years ago, and I still regularly have nightmares where I forgot to drop a class (didn't do the paperwork), but stopped going early in the quarter, then have to show up and take the final. I wake up and am sooooo glad I'm through with school. Wish the nightmares would stop, though. I wonder if cocaine would help?

ADICT!!!! POOR SPELLER!!!

maybe the front desk Dude, I don't get it.

Dru's a softie! Awwww.

I know!! Shouldn't she be at home making brownies and having babies 'n' shit? Jeez. The nerve of some women. Some people don't appreciate Cobra_Commander's finely honed sense of sarcasm And some people don't get mine.

I know!! Shouldn't she be at home making brownies and having babies 'n' shit? Jeez. The nerve of some women.

4:48 AM Go to bed, Dougie.

Well, if it helps any, you've just made me feel a heck of a lot better.

Indeed. Sutter Home --

You better watch out, I know ka-ra-tAY! Hee-yah!

Which clinic has worked best for you, DFA? TIA for the tip.

I saw "Natural Born Killers" today for the first time (yeah, unemployment sucks). Wowza. Can't decide if the message--that hatred and murderous tendencies comes from a violent home life and violent society--outweighs all the freaking killing, and the good time Mickey and Mallory seemed to have doing it.

Actually, the worst V-Days in my life were when I was in a relationship I just wasn't sure about. Where do you find the valentine that says, "I think I love you, but I might not. Will you be my valentine? Or, maybe, you know, not? XOXO"

Exactly.

We need to have an anti-Valentine's Day, Winter Booze party!

I do, however, often get reminded that I am wrong.