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I wonder if adding a little vegetable oil would work? Prolly you'll want to experiment a bit.

God, I love cats.

Too tired to drive over there from the 'Quah. First day on a new job drained all the "go and do" outta me. Next time...?

Mistresses are aid!

"If you're not picky about color!"

G-spotter couldn't possibly be Dru, because from what I've heard, Dru wouldn't even know what a G-spot is, much less where to, uh, spot one. Jeesh.

STFU ya BOOBS

Ooo, baby! But aren't G-strings aid?

I'm afraid to say it doesn't get any more normal than this around here.

Hey, are you calling me a Nazi?

Didn't you guys get the memo??? Mean people suck.

yo, dumbass, g-spotter is that dumbfuck drool now. it ain't rocket science...

BINGO!

Come back! Come back! 30,000's just a number--yo, it's what's in your heart that matters. 29,999 forever!

Call me queer, but $183.10 here. Yeah, baby. REI Visa all the way.

Whoa, that's some scary shit.

Maybe everyone who's anyone has already seen this, but I came across the National Geographic documentary "Everest: 50 Years on the Mountain" (DVD) at the library. It films the attempt by Edmund Hillary's and Sherpa Tenzing Norgay's sons to climb the SE Ridge, and Pete Athans' and Brent Bishop's attempt on the West Ridge, in 2002. It also shows some historical footage from the 1952 Swiss and 1953 British expeditions. A bonus feature has an interview with Athans and Erich Weihenmayer, the first blind climber to reach the summit. Good climbing flick--I recommend it.

Cruel! How could you? Worse than Bookworm.

Dude, you need to get out more. Whatever you do, make sure you don't break the internet.

As in, the 5 you use the most (not including e-mail hosting sites). cc.com CNN IMDB Weather Underground craigslist

REI sells condoms?!? Sure, but I'd like to see you take it back and claim "I wasn't satisfied with the performance." No, that's what *she* would say.