TREETOAD

It is customary to fatten the pig before eating it.

What do you call an inuit looking through somebodies bedroom window? Tom tookalook

It is always good to give cat a good wash before eating it.

Where are the lederhosen

And John is the one in the pile of excrement

Oh

No arm legs in the rain Rusty

Doug

How about a guy with no arms and legs laying in a ditch.

A chinese girl one leg, Irene

Is that a catheter bottle beside the beer?

What do you call a couple of guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window: Kurt'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves: Russell

I am crying!!

We don't need no stinking Fejas!!

looks like you've got a few screws loose

I think it is a penis fly trap

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water, Bob

A blind guy walks into a bar and starts knocking stuff off of tables with his cane. The bartender asks him if he can help him and the blind guys replies, "Na I'm just looking around"

A guy walks into his bedroom one night with a goose under his arm and looks at his wife lying in bed and says "This is the pig I F**k when you have a headache. The wife looks at the man with disdain and says, "You idiot thats not a pig that is a goose". The man replies "I am talking to the goose"

How about the russian that went off in the woods with a couple of yanks?

Did you here about the cannibal that passed his friend in the desert?

A girafe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me"

I love those whateveritis walks into a bar jokes. ..so finish your joke now...

Say hello to my leettle friend