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RogerJ

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  1. Ouch .... Carolyn?? Thoughts?
  2. You lie. OK, You got me. This really did not happen.. but the cookie thig did. -r
  3. Where are those f'ing bolts?
  4. I remember my 4th grade teacher taking us to a porn shop. He put quarters in our pockets one at a time for the movies. I think he was later arrested. -r
  5. I guess you didn't watch the pornosaurus video... -r
  6. If you had the dino's eating the PhD's... now there's a sweet IMAX movie... -r
  7. When I was a kid (before dinosaurs), we went on a tour of the Johnston Cookie Company in Milwaukee, WI. Some kid on the trip was telling stories of a worker loosing his arm to the mixing arms stirring batter in these giant tubs, and of these batches of bloody cookies that were created. At the end of the trip, they gave each of us a package of cookies. I think I've never seen so many cookies go uneaten by 2nd graders. -r
  8. RogerJ

    why

    tubafor ... eh?
  9. That's my old boss when I was a COBOL programmer! -r
  10. Let's not hunt these noble creatures... Let's walk in harmony with them!
  11. If JayB and MattP were dinosaurs...
  12. Why then do we call it a boner? -r
  13. I believe dinosaurs were quickly abandoned as pets by early man due to the paleolithic poop scooping laws. -r
  14. H is for Herbivore...
  15. Not to be mistaken for ... -r
  16. RogerJ

    Do it...

    The end of Spray is like the restaurant at the end of the universe. -r
  17. RogerJ

    Wear the Fox Hat

  18. RogerJ

    next Thursday

    Uncage your Soul-stice
  19. RogerJ

    CATS

    Only 25 more pages to go for Oly!
  20. RogerJ

    CATS

    My contribution...
  21. I think there are a lot of parallels... Alpine Climbing = The first time with a lover Sport Climbing = Good sex with your spouse Bouldering = Masturbating Ski Mountaineering = Your wildest sexual fantasy coming true Free Soloing = Picking up a stranger in a bar to have sex Ice Climbing = Wild unbridled sex Dry Tooling = Menage a trois Gym Climbing = An Orgy -r
  22. So the supidest climber is the one having the most fun? -r
  23. Missed the connection about the connections..... You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days? -r
  24. I was thinking about the 6 degress of Kevin Bacon. -r
  25. Yawn.. I saw this stuff on TV when I was a kid...
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