now that you are master of the 30m glacier rope why don't you go out to liberty and look yourself? I'm sure it's in beautiful shape right now and you would survive at least 30 seconds.
the thing about ninjas is they are extremely uptight and will explode at the drop of a hat. in fact I hear one killed off an entire town just because some dude didn't offer him an oreo cookie.
your socks are in a big pile along with my keys, zapruder's OTHER film, various favorite pens, aaa batteries, pictures of bigfoot, and the new smith guidebook. I'm not sure where that pile is though.
Well OC already established you could be a pilot, or at least, you could have the basic lunch tray manuvers down. Just wear a navy suit with epaulettes and hat. And act drunk and talk about how easy it is to barrel roll a 777.
just don't press too hard, the window pops out easily. bye bye boobies.
in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will act as a...seat cushion