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Cobra_Commander

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  1. you should get that leak fixed
  2. ah MT, sorry. I hadn't sufficiently stalked to know place of birth, etc. -dork
  3. wait, how old are you now?
  4. Conrad Anker should change his name to Conrad Anchor.
  5. Surprised DHS hasn't shut down these unpatriotic miscreants. What if one snuck into the skagit drainage and dropped some anthrax-laced scat?
  6. I was sorely disappointed to find out it was not molten lava
  7. Cobra_Commander

    Toenails

    yeast=fungus Wrong. Did you flunk high school biology? did you? ascomycetes are the sac fungi, and yeast is part o the fam.
  8. I like how the two "african american" dummies have wife beaters
  9. yeah basically do not get on the Devo tour plane at any costs.
  10. Cobra_Commander

    Toenails

    I would spit out Apricot Ale. Does it taste like rotten toenail? I would bet it is close.
  11. now that you are master of the 30m glacier rope why don't you go out to liberty and look yourself? I'm sure it's in beautiful shape right now and you would survive at least 30 seconds.
  12. the thing about ninjas is they are extremely uptight and will explode at the drop of a hat. in fact I hear one killed off an entire town just because some dude didn't offer him an oreo cookie.
  13. I was rolling on the floor when those drunken octopuses were playing poker!
  14. she does seem to know her way around wood, I will grant you that
  15. An essential ingredient of any porn shoot
  16. no, terrifying. that was terror pee.
  17. I overheard some guy talking about riding a camel at one point on a plane. And his name was al-Bert too! I just about peed myself.
  18. giddy-up!
  19. haffner, where the chicks are hot, the air is cold and likelyhood of the commander falling is above average. I amend: drytooling blows
  20. killer pics mr. layton
  21. Kareem was a natural.
  22. keep positive... you might get tar and feathered with coke and popcorn by some famous piston fans.
  23. your socks are in a big pile along with my keys, zapruder's OTHER film, various favorite pens, aaa batteries, pictures of bigfoot, and the new smith guidebook. I'm not sure where that pile is though.
  24. Well OC already established you could be a pilot, or at least, you could have the basic lunch tray manuvers down. Just wear a navy suit with epaulettes and hat. And act drunk and talk about how easy it is to barrel roll a 777.
  25. you can also cut them open and sleep in them like snow beast in empire.
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