Cobra_Commander

On the NASA stuff: Have the public do all the heavy lifting for you, give a reward. http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2005/sep/HQ_05273_moon_dirt.html

I wish there was footage of the flooded zoo. There must be all kinds of cool food chains forming, like that gorilla reaching for the banana in the simpsons that gets eaten by a shark. the insect zoo would be off the chain. Finally an opportunity to see shark vs. bear

I thought it was a termite

is that from field of dreams? shoeless joe jackson on the left I assume

Someone posted a photo showing current conditions on Mt. Hood (it actually doesn't look that bad):

By "rescued" they mean they were caught looting the seafood aisle at Safeway. The water is hiding their shackles. The two up top appear to be making a prison break.

As far as I can tell you have to be driving a fruit truck while vomiting apple cores out the window to get any attention from those guys.

I wonder how they were getting along with the roaming wild dog packs

I wonder if friends would like to read about musings on their found condition.

California, of course, has none of these

I recommend more arcing freeways that go nowhere

Oh I'd wager there's some meth to be found. You forgot subaru outbacks

It's from all those damn fruit quarantines. Fruit Patrol: "Got any fruit in there?" Me (driving truck w/canopy stuffed with things): "No" Fruit Patrol: "Carry on"

As everyone knows, Hillsboro is quintessential Oregon.

only because you come up here and propagate.

read: fiends A rather transparent ploy to recruit new computer science geeks to the bureau.

buy it in dead tree format

sinocranium?

yeah if I bought skis right now I would get the Volkl Karma, but the retail price on Volkls is absurd. There have been some good prices floating around on Atomic TM:X's, if you can stand that blue and yellow disgrace of a topsheet. But I guess style isn't everything is it

I thought the "kongur" was the new TM-X (which was the new R:ex/TM:ex/10ex etc). Atomic needs to chill out on renaming things every year. They also look hideous.

In addition to the gaiter/hand position vioIations see a shocking dearth of webbing sausage in the above photo. Please restock immediately

hmm I wonder if they get sunburns

very white indeed. I think the crayola color is Chernobyl mauve.