Cobra_Commander

read: fiends A rather transparent ploy to recruit new computer science geeks to the bureau.

buy it in dead tree format

sinocranium?

yeah if I bought skis right now I would get the Volkl Karma, but the retail price on Volkls is absurd. There have been some good prices floating around on Atomic TM:X's, if you can stand that blue and yellow disgrace of a topsheet. But I guess style isn't everything is it

I thought the "kongur" was the new TM-X (which was the new R:ex/TM:ex/10ex etc). Atomic needs to chill out on renaming things every year. They also look hideous.

In addition to the gaiter/hand position vioIations see a shocking dearth of webbing sausage in the above photo. Please restock immediately

hmm I wonder if they get sunburns

very white indeed. I think the crayola color is Chernobyl mauve.

that's disgusting

Your presentation would be much more dramatic if you would use the x-axis for temporal data, and have two individual curves for thermal and peg-leg-atal data.

how much patagonia shit can you wear at any given time das ist eine das parka

A TR for Trezlar, now I've seen it all. Another option for the start is to climb the 10ish sporto route to the left of Trezlar and rap over to the start of the nice second pitch.

the french would pronounce it lah nu-vel or-lay-on

pie-rats uv da cara-bee-in

I'd be interested to know what you think of bolted belay anchors on Beacon Rock. Ideally, would you have preferred no bolted anchors at all, perhaps making some lines more tedious to climb? Your very generous hardware additions to the crag make Beacon Rock a safer, more forgiving place. Is it simply a matter of replacing anchors that have "traditionally" been there?

In this scenario you don't even need to leave your desk. Just use a fedex box and put it in coworker's cube. you've got mail.

is this poll able to withstand 2.2kN on Tuesday?

I see old george is wearing his I'M RIGHT HERE DAMMIT jacket.

build a really really tall showerhead. by the time the water hits you it will be at appropriate temperature.

this is why you should never pee in the shower (it feeds back up into the showerhead)

Didn't you ever see Moses part the f'ing Red Sea? It's a great plan. Go Bush.

Similar to the barbarians who designed the metal bar in the forest service toilets that is a micron too wide for the rolls of toilet paper, creating a desperate struggle to acquire a mere sheet.

He's probably better-grounded than benny hinn. Actually I take that back, Benny Hinn is perhaps the most shrewd business man out there. Who else can shrug off 60 minutes news crews like water off a duck's back? Who else can convince "parapalegics" to think they don't need their wheelchairs anymore, and people watching on tv believe it all (and write checks)? The guy's a genius. A sick, calculating, hair-combing genius.

give me money.