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Cobra_Commander

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  1. did they call you up?
  2. a pile of tattered patagonia clothing, phish albums, and granola strewn across the halfpipe. DROPPING! oh shit...(insert eggbeater noise)
  3. believe me, I get notified. The thread locking remains a mystery.
  4. wellllll I did suggest accidently chopping your arm off in a suicide attempt as a means of weight loss...perhaps that did not go over so well?
  5. Cobra_Commander

    HELLO!

    haha you edited my quote to insult yourself haha funny
  6. A better way to phrase that would be insert into dorks values('archenemy','sinner');
  7. Cobra_Commander

    HELLO!

    who's up for a celebratory feces thread?
  8. Also if your arm gets chopped off or something accidently that's like at least 10 lbs.
  9. You could hide them in a barrel of uranium. I would bet they wouldn't want to look in there.
  10. Shouldn't you be recalibrating your hex collection? A few micrograms of metal have shaved off and it would be a pity to place the wrong size
  11. "Why does that boulderer have titration hash marks on his chalk bucket?"
  12. be sure to name it dru's dreadful direct and gridbolt it
  13. clearly your goal to pleasure swine is a f'ing 8-ball corner pocket biatch
  14. it's going to be f'ing priceless when your kid grows up and finds this stuff archived on some internet history thing.
  15. No need for red tape, I steal candy from babies. There's super mario bros, and then there's everything else. The moves are hardwired in the brain right next to how to breath and excitebike.
  16. Come home to reclaim my position at the top of the drunk speed playing throne on super mario bros on the old nintendo. dudupdudupdupdo do...
  17. pic must be posted:
  18. "My primary research interests involve Reproductive Physiology, with an emphasis on Swine" sounds right up your alley (or the swine's alley?)
  19. you'd have to have a screw loose to think you need that
  20. I call photoshop is that the outfit you use for milking boar penises?
  21. what the hell is that and how many does nolse have
  22. Now don't get your gaiters gashed, it's okay if you can't shred the gnar, nobody's perfect.
  23. I think it would be pretty friggen funny to see some karhu xcds dropping into the pipe amid a sea of boarders. Even funnier would be a gap jump over some unsuspecting mountaineers snowshoe trip van.
  24. Cobra_Commander

    Dream Job

    might involve canadian bacon and refrigerated trucks
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