Cobra_Commander
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did they call you up?
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a pile of tattered patagonia clothing, phish albums, and granola strewn across the halfpipe. DROPPING! oh shit...(insert eggbeater noise)
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believe me, I get notified. The thread locking remains a mystery.
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wellllll I did suggest accidently chopping your arm off in a suicide attempt as a means of weight loss...perhaps that did not go over so well?
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haha you edited my quote to insult yourself haha funny
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A better way to phrase that would be insert into dorks values('archenemy','sinner');
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who's up for a celebratory feces thread?
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Also if your arm gets chopped off or something accidently that's like at least 10 lbs.
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You could hide them in a barrel of uranium. I would bet they wouldn't want to look in there.
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Shouldn't you be recalibrating your hex collection? A few micrograms of metal have shaved off and it would be a pity to place the wrong size
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"Why does that boulderer have titration hash marks on his chalk bucket?"
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be sure to name it dru's dreadful direct and gridbolt it
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clearly your goal to pleasure swine is a f'ing 8-ball corner pocket biatch
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Alpiners Anonymous: PDX dry tool night
Cobra_Commander replied to John Frieh's topic in Climbing Partners
it's going to be f'ing priceless when your kid grows up and finds this stuff archived on some internet history thing. -
No need for red tape, I steal candy from babies. There's super mario bros, and then there's everything else. The moves are hardwired in the brain right next to how to breath and excitebike.
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Come home to reclaim my position at the top of the drunk speed playing throne on super mario bros on the old nintendo. dudupdudupdupdo do...
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pic must be posted:
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"My primary research interests involve Reproductive Physiology, with an emphasis on Swine" sounds right up your alley (or the swine's alley?)
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you'd have to have a screw loose to think you need that
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I call photoshop is that the outfit you use for milking boar penises?
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what the hell is that and how many does nolse have
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Now don't get your gaiters gashed, it's okay if you can't shred the gnar, nobody's perfect.
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I think it would be pretty friggen funny to see some karhu xcds dropping into the pipe amid a sea of boarders. Even funnier would be a gap jump over some unsuspecting mountaineers snowshoe trip van.
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might involve canadian bacon and refrigerated trucks