Cobra_Commander

Your kidding right? Is it ok to hammer or chisel sharp holds on a route to make it easier? Wow.

wtf

To get off the rope you cut it and BASE to the bottom onto a slackline across the crooked as multiple kayakers endo underneath you. At which point you commence pouring mtn dew on your head and yelling EXTREEEMMMME.

Take it from this old cobra the original vipers were great but also sucked because of their lack of an attachment hole at the point if you used the pinky rests. There were modifications out there.

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Nice pictures of Mr. O and his rocks. I wonder which crystalized first?

The outhouse still exists, it's just where you're standing. WTF is up with the smaller one in that picture? Is it for the cat? Do they work like russian dolls?

At least no one got dump fragments on your rope accidentally. It has happened. Hogsback is thunderdome.

I think there were 25ish levels

thank god there is a final level. I would have been there all night

DAMMIT

lol what a noob question I might go for a FFA06242010 summit bid though. not sure if anyone has freed it on june 24th yet, and certainly not this year. I don't see it in the guidebook.

pro tip: the key to having secret female slaves is to pretend you're growing mushrooms - keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em shit.

Your snowshoes, you will not need them.

bwahaha that's me making your life miserable one day at a time. now wtf happened to Dr Flash Amazing

Think of the Jews you insensitive clod!

Tipper would drive any man to prostitution. Even if it was a Portland eco-girl.

Funny that this sounds more impressive to me because they are climbs I can actually do and appreciate the difficulty.

they used to be called the british virgin islands before I visited them

I'm gonna rap in off the top and stealth tr the hell out of the final se corner pitch

This was a promising discussion about turds until it was derailed on some Afghanistan bs. I like that hollow feeling in my stomach after a particularly massive dump first thing in the morning.

ugggggh that was 8 pages of misery. this cjb guy IS somebody's avatar right? pm me the password when you get the chance.

The only thing Al Gore assaults is cheeseburgers from wind-powered dairies and inadequately-spec'd chairs.