Cobra_Commander

it isn't christmas until someone gets a money shot in the face

I give them the email of the guy who sent me "v1agra - prop up a circus tent" SPAM CLASH OF THE TITANS

They aren't mountaineers until they buttglissade with shorts down the muir snowfield.

GO START YOUR OWN ROCKSTATUS THREAD

who's webcam? HoodCo?

weellll shit, if you're gonna talk about sheer vertical cliff-scaling with snaplinks, it's a tough call.

You have repeatedly suggested it would be a good idea. Sounds like a personal problem. You see it as a bad think (that tells me you are old school and out of touch). I like people. If you can't understand the problems associated with 20 cars parked at a location like that, you might be the one who is out of touch. There's nothing "old school" about not wanting humanity spilling out of every nook and cranny, and PRG personalities filling the air.

Whatever happens, be sure to shit on whoever posts the next beacon rock trip report.

I often wonder if Kevin actually believes what he is saying, or if he is so bored at work that he throws this stuff around. I seriously doubt Kevin cannot appreciate a bold trad lead, and the enjoyment and solitude that comes without having close bolted lines everywhere. Joseph can be a bit of a pontiff at times, but I found it hard not be stirred looking up to the left of the east face and see that lonely piece of gear way up in the roof. Bolts would ruin the experience out there and I think Kevin knows that. I sure hope so, at least. You just have to drive by the Ozone parking lot to see what that kind of bolting does to an area. And that's not necessarily bad! I can enjoy a social day in the corridor at Red Rocks, but it's so nice to get away and explore in the canyons, and a have a real adventure. And it is GREAT that there are so many climbs I can look at and know that I, and maybe no one will have the courage to ever repeat.

if you are looking for muffy you should check the collums

Kevbone thinks the verb form of irony is "to iron"

I love how strickland can produce those on demand. He must have the original masters stashed away. It's like having vinyl copies of The White Album. That photo of EMR contains several good climbers with solid resumes. I believe it's a climbing safety event in Eugene they put on as a public service for nearby residents.

I'll climb with the poster in my teeth, consulting as I go.

The sketchy thing was all the old webbing out there. I cut it all away and filed a littering complaint to the state park. But I managed to get in 20 laps on winter delight beforehand. The best route out there.

Smeared with feces right before being crushed to death = awesome way to go

You can't go downhill when you start at the bottom.

Yes! This would make it easier to mark arrows pointing the right way on the various "warriors" climbs There one loose boulder on the 3rd pitch of young warriors -- omg -- it is super classic in its history and looseness.

Kevin's too busy to respond right now, he accidentally mopped the floor in the walk-in freezer again.

I take a dump under that tree every time I solo through to aid in its preservation.

scramble the jets!

rare footage of Kevbone posting on cascadeclimbers: [video:youtube]

I remember a t-shirt for sale at rock hard that had a list of smith climbs on it like that.

There are sixteen peregrine babies hiding behind that rock, crying out for freedom.

I wonder if the poster has cool check boxes so I can keep track of my sends

For immediate release: The rock next to the old tree 20 feet down from the base of right-left albatross-gull is still there The rock to the left of the famous rock in the arena (no not the dinner plate, the small pig-shaped one) is STILL INTACT Several pebbles were seen moving over the belay stance at mid-way Jill's The large knife blade dagger-like rock in fresh squeeze lower remains after much yarding after tr'ing the route into submission Two grains of sand were surreptitiously removed from grassy ledges. The culprits remain unknown at this time but a taskforce has been mobilized to bring justice END