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Cobra_Commander

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  1. Peace Cereals Raspberry Ginger - This is a fantastic cereal loaded with sugar, yet you feel good about it because you are apparently contibuting to "peace" with every spoonful. I've pretty much solved the arab-israeli conflict the past few weeks, all while getting my fiber. Too bad you have to stare at some yogi smirking back at you on the box while you eat it.
  2. "Puffins" cereal - I have yet to figure out how puffins are related to this product. $5 for a box of organic air is not a good deal. Golden grahams - an incredible experience. this is what cereal is all about. Can get a little old after the first 2 lbs and hallucinations set in after the 4th bowl. Cinnamon toast crunch - should be a prescription drug. It's about the right price.
  3. forgot to mention about "good friends" - don't be fooled by those two smiling lesbian chicks on the box. they may listen to npr but as far as your colon is concerned they are sisters of pain. bstach - that sounds disgusting
  4. Finally a thread on which I have expert knowledge. I have supplied my expert testimony on other forums and will do so again here. GoLean Crunch is pretty much crack cocaine. I can go through a whole box in one sitting, no problem. Unfortunately, I will be shitting hay bales the next day. Kashi "Good Friends" Cinnamon Raisin - Delicious, but your "good friends" will be a roll of 2-ply and a plunger. This mixture is more at home in a feedbag than in a cereal bowl. Cracklin Oat Bran - This "cereal" is actually candy put into a cereal box. Outstanding with skim milk, a downright confection with 2%. Kellogg's Allbran - Don't even touch this stuff. Rocket Fuel. Lincoln logs taste better. Cheerios - Oldy but very goody with sugar and a banana. I will be back with more later.
  5. If you want a dangerous pitbull I highly recommend caging it.
  6. yes, and a MLU would also be prudent.
  7. that must have been a fun belay. someone should fill up the tunnels with diesel and get some central heating going.
  8. yeah it's best to wait for nuts-deep blower before skiing those mountain lines.
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  10. Fun activity for PDX skiers http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74933 Be sure to pack it Aiguille du Midi style.
  11. okay mr moneybags
  12. next time someone frowns at my self arrest grip I will tell them "but the interweb told me..."
  13. and any time a climbing activity is turned into an "event" complete with cute name and soundtracks, etc. and yes john the big H sitting over the west right now can kiss my ass.
  14. the correct method is the doug coombs q'n'p http://thoseresponsible.com/blog/default.asp?Category=2
  15. that too!
  16. stop f'ing pre-spraying. the correct procedure is to climb, then spray.
  17. I recommend doing whatever feels right and not getting advice from the internet.
  18. beer
  19. folks from minnesota are some of the most notorious drivers in portland.
  20. I'm drunk but didn't he have some fixed knotted rope at the lip and that's all he did of the route
  21. oh man, is it that bad out there right now
  22. I wouldn't take dynafit/weight advice from someone with spats and bros
  23. we ran out of food at the rotten block after about 3 days of hard climbing. Fortunately the rotten block was there, because it is quite edible if you wash it down with some water. We carried a pick axe with us to chop off bite-sized portions.
  24. Good bumps are made by good bump skiers (unless they are manufactured). It's a bit of a ecosystem. Also to bump ski today requires a mega-tan and grey hair Bob Barker style. Oakley blades + spyder jacket are optional.
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