You're right, and Chris Broderick isn't worthy of bein' a pimple on Stanley Jordan's ass, who owns two-handed tapping just as Malmsteen owns speed-picking. 
And they both do their thing with more feel and flow and phrasing and meaning than anything anyone's posted or mentioned on this thread. 
I think all this stuff sucks.  32nd... 64th notes; whatever. 
 
  
He is an all around amazing guitarist.  
  
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