Dechristo
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I'm particularly susceptible to paper cuts. and, a mosquito has dined on me... more than once.
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Bet I've bled more than you, too.
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YOU GOT A JOB ON A TITS AND ASS CRUISE SHIP FOR THE SUMMER!!1`~?
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No, it's a true story. kevbone can vouch for its veracity. He was the bride.
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I'm over-qualified
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when you have a sore throat, the cherry lunges work well and taste best.
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That's a twist. All my babies ate me... out of everything I own.
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'still, they'd have you by the balls
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then you'd have a pillow that'd shit in your ear
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my religion requires unleavened ovaries
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Your ovaries are not subject to the same level of abuse. Ever sat on 'em? Had 'em kicked, squeezed, slapped, batted, hit, and/or frozen? You gals have yours covered.
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nice
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I think I'll just cut 'em off. They're trouble, a liability.
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I, two, am an organ donor.
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I detect patchouli oil
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Everyone there has a buck-toothed and squinty-eyed expression due to excessive masturbation?
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that's a bad hang-over
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Could it be he was facetious? Havin' fun?
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A consequence of extensive use of the tremolo and string-bending.
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Real men don't eat cliche?
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you're at the mercy of your fetters
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I'm gonna take a huge dump. I'll let you know how it comes out. Be sure to wipe your Porter.
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Is that what they serve at Gym Jones?
