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Sleep naked in bed, in base-layer in sleeping bag. A side benefit - toward the end of a week+ trip, the base layer provides some skeletal support.

Your Mom had me put those stickers on my two fists.

Coffee AND fruit smoothies? They may have designs to market their own brand of toilets. The Crappacino?

you're like an anus with fingers and teeth

I'll say. I just got half way through a Hostess Cupcake only to find out I'm out of milk. I've read some medications cause that.

It's the common terminology applied to those who follow whores.

black magic? or, perhaps more appropriately, red magic. my Scotch blood has served me well.

Ok, I'll sign the card being sent to his wife. Is the card congratulatory or of condolence?

The effect may be as much due to parenting as to school district.

Always liked shrooms better. Come to think of it, in every instance (without exception), I've had more satisfactory results with naturally occurring compounds rather than synthetic.

But, is the presence of the Dept. of Homeland Security at these events really necessary?

f/s/s = female/single/swinger?

You should expect a letter from the sandstone's lawyers (Sedimentary, Quartz, and Feldspar, LLC).

I'll has two. take the overnight shipping cost from my stipend... ...heavy relish

shameless mammaries and plastic-bead necklaces?

Unfortunately, none of your photographic evidence correlates to your claim of a full ski descent. The acknowledgment of this claim cannot be granted. Those are gates. As a side-note - next time, it is recommended you tie-in using more than your Nalgene lid loop.

My Anna lies over the ocean My Anna lies over the sea My analyze over the ocean Oh bring back my anatomy. you misspelled "anal-eyes"

take dat bitch into the shop

Yeah... that's what I said.

No frontal lobes on that bastard.

Visiting third hurled countries, like Bulimia, can be a new experience for the senses.

Superb road trip and TR.

I desire both tapioca and utopia. But in this world, I am allowed to sample (and share with all) pudding of earthly ingredients only.