Dechristo

The Outlaw Motel (one street west of Teton Mountaineering) is a real dive (or was) but, cheap with kitchenettes. The last time I stayed at the AAC Climber's Ranch, it was about $4/night (been three years since). If you stay at the Anvil, you should take everything with you everytime you leave the room. Stop by Jackson Hole Mountain Guides in town and ask. Sometimes, they'll have a choice hook-up you can take advantage of.

your relief is palpable

my memory is often faulty, but I'm thinking Rob used the term "robot".

it's a majickal hystery tour

topically?

From this, as he was born a man, we can extrapolate how he spends all his time.

[facetiousness] yes. but, she wasn't that way when I married her. [/facetiousness]

dubious and doubtfull

Her boyfriend paid for it and saved money on a passenger side airbag.

he gets a reasonable facsimile when he sees his reflection.

gag included

he probably did a lot of concussin'

What the hell, I haven't cheered about anyone's back for awhile.

perhaps, part of his problem is being postless.

what about Archie's back?

chamois chamois cocoa bop

work places: interested in the appearance of things, not what you read or write.

you weren't using all those resources anyway. we'll call it a "protection fee".

Just living up to your avatar?

The following is an adequate explanation for Kevbone's perception of "huge", which is likely common among sport climbers.

All that over a split-tail mermaid, eh?

They're betting on the Volt. But, this time, will they allow owners to keep them?

He broke free, alright. He's dead.

I, reluctantly, passed up the chance to score this LP. i would've had to steal it from a roommate... the wank only listened to show tunes and Bobby Short, never played this gem at all.